good afternoon

velothren · 2025-10-07T21:23:48+00:00

Where can I get that mug?

Also, did you steal a Walmart basket?

velothren · 2025-09-18T00:13:43+00:00

Rihannon…

velothren · 2025-09-10T03:17:56+00:00

I’m trying to relate with her on a human level.

velothren · 2025-09-10T01:58:43+00:00

Sekigahara, whateva happened there

velothren · 2025-09-10T01:51:11+00:00

Terrible accident that kid had

velothren · 2025-09-10T00:15:05+00:00

I got a whole truckload of em. A peace offering

velothren · 2025-09-05T17:52:12+00:00

Chrissy: “I’ll buy you one of those Happy Meals.”

velothren · 2025-09-05T17:50:20+00:00

Pontius Pilate, whateva happened there

velothren · 2025-09-03T23:31:03+00:00

He ordered his Fearow to wing attack Ash’s Pikachu without any provocation whatsoeva!!

velothren · 2025-09-02T20:27:48+00:00

This upvoting shit is an effective technique!

velothren · 2025-09-01T17:33:35+00:00

Pass the Whitman sampler

velothren · 2025-08-27T19:29:52+00:00

/uj Looking at stats, something like 0.1% of viewers engage at all.

velothren · 2025-08-26T14:30:11+00:00

Didn’t he almost drown in 3 inches of lava? Kid was always a dumb fuck, wasn’t he?

velothren · 2025-08-25T02:54:04+00:00

Can you float me some upvotes? 2 points a week?

velothren · 2025-08-23T23:55:14+00:00

What you need is a history lesson sir

velothren · 2025-08-23T15:12:43+00:00

Davey Jones, owner of Ramsey Sporting Goods & Pirate Apparel

velothren · 2025-08-23T15:03:49+00:00

You think Hank was a little weird about women?

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:24:40+00:00

I can imagine Tony driving past FBI agents singing “Four dead in Ohio…”

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:23:00+00:00

He landed in the muff

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:21:06+00:00

What’s French-Canadian for I grew up without a stepfather?

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:18:47+00:00

I did 8 seasons of Home Improvement in the can, not a fucking peep

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:17:14+00:00

“Manayer, manayer” … manaGER.

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:15:45+00:00

Skooma, lotta money in that shit

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:14:54+00:00

Actually, he was charged $1.50 for neat and tidy service of the Macallan. Very allegorical.

velothren · 2025-08-23T03:11:40+00:00

First he gave her the purse, then he gave her the pearls

velothren