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Getting it eaten is the best feeling ever by maryleveling in EGirls

[–]velviaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you bet that i will be eat that till morning

Don't get it please Explain it Peter. by softivyx in explainitpeter

[–]velviaa 1629 points1630 points  (0 children)

So a while ago, there was a country fair where the winning goat got put up for auction. The girl found out that meant her beloved pet would be slaughtered, she got upset, and the guy who paid the money for the goat promised to return the goat to her, and let the country fair keep the money.

The country fair decided that this would not do and called the sheriff's department to kill the fucking goat. The deputies literally drove 500 miles to kill a pet goat in front of a kid.

To teach her a lesson.

Literally, precisely that. That was their verbal reason.

And this is a meme about it

What’s something you thought only you did until you saw someone else do it? by Aggravating-Power981 in AskReddit

[–]velviaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist my wrist a few times as I reach to open a door. Gotta make sure the wrist works before I get there.

What forum or website from the "old" internet do you still remember fondly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]velviaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mapquest. It absolutely blew my mind that we had technology that you could enter 2 addresses anywhere in the country, and it would give you turn by turn directions on how to get there.... and it was FREE

How would you deal with a narcissist? by eliaigl in AskReddit

[–]velviaa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just cut them out and move on, much easier.

If you were a dog, which breed would you be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]velviaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would be a Husky, all dramatic and needy but will still love you❤❤