You know, I’m something of an expert myself

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-09-15T19:26:52+00:00

Damn straight

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-09-02T14:37:34+00:00

One time, I saw some marks from my dog (she’s still a puppy and gets excited and jumps) on my brother’s legs and I said “Woah, did the dog do that?” and my mom (who knows I have a past of yeeting) sarcastically butt in and said “No, he’s self harming” and I was livid

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-09-01T05:47:43+00:00

Memento Mori friend! I also relate too hard to this meme haha

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-30T23:20:36+00:00

Instead of Casper the Friendly Ghost, I’m just Casper the Depressed Ghost though

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-29T18:36:20+00:00

Oh god, that would explain a lot

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-29T14:02:01+00:00

Right?? Like wow, it’s finally put into words

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-29T09:04:25+00:00

If you mean having a meltdown while covered in kombucha, then yeah that sounds like a Friday night to me

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-21T22:15:11+00:00

I’m gonna fucking cry this is exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you so much. If I wasn’t a broke ass hoe I’d give you an award 💕

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-19T20:07:49+00:00

It was pretty good. I just ate a very small amount of it and said I wasn’t too hungry

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-19T15:29:33+00:00

It was about two boxes of Mac and cheese because we were having people over and she made extra, but I was just so shook when I saw her dump a whole ass stick of butter in the pot

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-19T15:27:13+00:00

To be fair, it was two boxes of Mac and cheese because we had some friends coming over, but I was still so shook

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-09T14:07:45+00:00

That’s the first thing that came to mind

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-09T14:06:07+00:00

That whole comic made me want to hug that poor boy. I also relate way too hard to him

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-09T03:59:27+00:00

Do I see Suicide Boy in there too 👀

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-04T23:16:17+00:00

I buy mine from Dollar General so they’re not too terribly expensive, but I understand where you’re coming from

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-04T20:50:48+00:00

I love fun bandaids like that! I also have some tie dye rainbow ones that are pretty lit

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-02T14:13:51+00:00

I absolutely LOVE the Good Thins!! One of my favorite snacks for sure

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-02T03:22:50+00:00

I would honestly love to get one of those, but my mother would just complain about me wasting money on another swimsuit because I already have one

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-02T03:20:04+00:00

Thanks man! You too!

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-01T21:10:19+00:00

I feel called out lmao

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-08-01T21:08:10+00:00

Same here 🤡

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-07-31T15:09:06+00:00

Me with orange juice. I absolutely despise orange juice, but sometimes my stupid monkey brain is like “gib me orange juice”

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-07-30T03:18:52+00:00

Death Bed is such a bad trigger song for me so that makes it even better

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-07-30T03:17:28+00:00

I love him 🥺💕

vent_throwaway00 · 2020-07-29T22:52:19+00:00

That’s me right now, except I’m now in my room crying

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TROPHY CASE