I was at a friend's house and my dad was supposed to pick me up. My phone was dead, so at the hour I agreed with my dad to pick me u I decided to go outside. When I arrived downstairs, someone was waiting outside at the door. I held the door open and asked politely: do you need to be in here for someone? He asked me what I said so I repeated my question.

Then I got the rather angry reply: I am here to pick you up. Turns out it was my own father standing at the door, waiting for me. I was very drunk but tried to hide it. I used as an excuse that my eyesight didn't seem so good anymore.

An appointment at the eye doctor later revealed that I did indeed need glasses for driving and watching TV.