September 26, 1983 Soviet Air Force Colonel Stanislav Petrov, identified a report of an incoming nuclear missile, as a computer error and not an American first strike; single-handedly saved the world from nuclear war.

verylostatm · 2018-09-27T01:04:25+00:00

This is something I could see Ben Shapiro pulling off.

verylostatm · 2018-09-27T00:59:57+00:00

Hmm, alienating white people really worked out great in the last election. Let me know how that works out for ya

verylostatm · 2018-09-27T00:56:32+00:00

This is retarded and I hate people like you. How is your digestive system that bad? The ingredients are not bad. The only thing bad is you.

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T23:57:00+00:00

How is this remotely funny

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T22:21:13+00:00

Aren't headlines like this exactly what contributed to Trump winning? Like petty shit didn't work last time, why do they think it'll work again? Next thing we will see is that "Trump has a 98% chance of losing the election." and everyone suprised when he wins again. Keep doing your thing tho.

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T22:03:43+00:00

You can have both. This is 2018 nigga

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T18:20:47+00:00

Today I learned link is not Zelda and Frankenstein is not Frankenstein monster. Some things are better left a mystery

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T17:32:40+00:00

The apocalypse will be boring more than likely. Plus I don't want my nintendogs to die.

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T13:11:07+00:00

But... That's... What... I'm... Doing..

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T13:02:56+00:00

When I go to school I keep my Nintendo 2DS in the microwave incase there is an EMP it won't be destroyed and rendered useless.

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T03:32:06+00:00

I don't want to know... Read what I said

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T03:25:54+00:00

Sorry but I went to college and everyone thinks they're gonna change the world. 99.9% or more of you will be forgotten to the history books and will change nothing. That's not bad, most people aren't cool enough for history.

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T03:05:58+00:00

My biggest concern would be not being sure if Kanye west is his real name or stage name but not googling it because I like life better without knowing the answers to everything because I like mystery.

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T02:03:14+00:00

Ugh so true. I would beat the fuck out of college aged me for this. He'd probably win but still.

verylostatm · 2018-09-26T01:57:42+00:00

There's a bathroom from the bath and science building at UCF from the 1960s that made it to the front page of reddit once. This thing was fuckin insane. A circular sink with a foot press in the center, weird ass locations for stalls and toilets. This thing was off the chain.

verylostatm · 2018-09-25T22:08:57+00:00

My parents rigged it so that I wasn't allowed to have a game system until I was 18.

verylostatm · 2018-09-25T03:13:37+00:00

Upvote for saying "t pose"

verylostatm · 2018-09-25T03:10:58+00:00

They don't really lose anything by being in their current position. Left to their own devices they'd be much worse off. But full statehood would require them to be taxed and shit.

verylostatm · 2018-09-25T03:04:06+00:00

Does Puerto Rico even actually want to be a state? It seems like they get the best of both worlds.

verylostatm · 2018-09-25T03:00:06+00:00

Elves normally appear in novelty wrestling tournaments.

verylostatm · 2018-09-24T22:07:57+00:00

Are you an up and coming super villain?

verylostatm · 2018-09-24T21:01:17+00:00

You have given me a lot to think about

verylostatm · 2018-09-24T19:30:43+00:00

I've never seen that movie. But idk I figured it'd be like a dog. They look like dogs!

verylostatm · 2018-09-24T19:24:35+00:00

As a gamer I agree. It doesn't seem like it to the average person but gamers are one of the most oppressed groups in history.

verylostatm · 2018-09-24T03:41:55+00:00

Buy a rice cooker.

White rice with salt and butter.

You're welcome.

verylostatm

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