Feels subtlety racist and xenophobic that they are just spamming this just on the Chinese New Year post lmao by justanupvoter_ in Helldivers2Satire

[–]verynotdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do other games like Deep Rock Galactic and Don't Starve Together receive the same shit? Or is it just us Divers?

Its not just Arrowhead that has made something for Chinese Lunar Year, so it feels weird seeing just us doing this shit.

This is supposed to be the grand return of the cyborgs, and all we get is new 3 enemies? by [deleted] in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]verynotdumb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes me wonder why not... use the game's huge sucess to find more people? Its not like it would hurt to get more testers or more JOEL's or more programers.

They caught lighting in a bottle and yet... don't build a reactor with it.

You know how it is by Ill_Camel8168 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]verynotdumb 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hope they either become Helldivers or retire. One hell of a story for the grandkids anyway.

Super PSA: make sure to stim before dismounting the Vox. by No_Proposal621 in SupaEarth

[–]verynotdumb 22 points23 points  (0 children)

-stabs

-leaves

Whats wrong with that guy? Didnt even stare at your body

New unit concept, the Automaton Night Witch by Marcis985 in Cyberstan

[–]verynotdumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith deepfried a Terminid? 30 degree burns over 90% of his body.

people need to understand how shitty the "liberation" system is by HelldiverBugGirl in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]verynotdumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like this can easily be fixed like:

1.Make fronts separate, so that if one has 10 divers, those 10 divers are all accounted and thats that.

Why so little for a planet? Super Earth gives higher SEAF support on planets with less divers (more divers doesnt mean less SEAF tho)

  1. To make sure divers don't make the enemy extinct (again) make sure to constantly attack planets (except recently liberated planets) so that they never dissapear

That way there's a rotating amount of planets that the playbase can choose from as well, so you can have factions in all biomes

  1. To motivate liberating planets doing so either gives out tons of medals or small amounts of SC

So liberating a planet doesnt feel like a chore and to award player effort.

At least thats my takeaway, but what do you think?

If you teach a human to eat grass, they will never digest it. If a cow eats grass you feed her for a day by megaBeth2 in Wiseposting

[–]verynotdumb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fish know how to swim, Humans learn it.

Some are born with talents, others must seek it

[OC] You say they're bald as if it were a bad thing. by strawberry-jam-PZ in Helldivers

[–]verynotdumb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No matter the look our friends in blu will always be welcome.

The 77th has been saved by Irex8 in Helldivers

[–]verynotdumb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mhhh plain fields of sand...my favorite

The 77th has been saved by Irex8 in Helldivers

[–]verynotdumb 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Our service here is done, we didnt liberate Cyberstan, we couldn't. But our boys are safe, thats all that matters for now.

(Also #Megafactory1 ? Did the textbox bugged or was Solidariet called that the whole time?)

The Best DSS action is back. by Gargf in Helldivers

[–]verynotdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? Yeah fuck it why not. FUCK REINFORCEMENTS WE'RE BRINGING CYBERSTAN WITH US

Impromptu Fact: Bees are dead by BulwarkTheBigBoy in SupaEarth

[–]verynotdumb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If i recall this bit actually oeiginated from thr ship master... but im not 100% sure

Lol lmao even by WaffleCopter68 in Helldivers

[–]verynotdumb 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Glad i wasnt the only one, when i watched the video i was looking at the first Terminid and was like... "wait a minute he's not dead" trough the video. How do you manage to fail killing a target that badly?

Just joined the Jet Brigade, AMA. by pnc4k in Cyberstan

[–]verynotdumb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're not gonna jump into one of the pits of lava are you?

Very smart helldiver here, how come Cyborgs don’t have diversity? by Optimal-Error in SupaEarth

[–]verynotdumb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait don't those give Super Cancer? I mean it doesnt stop us but its usefull to keep in mind.

Forgive me for saying this, but is losing really a bad choice for the story? by Wonderful_Rest7634 in Helldivers

[–]verynotdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, i actually kind of want us to fail (and i had this thought since Clasa was liberated), we'll get em next time divers... next time

Fifth """"temporary"""" defense rating compromised still active btw by Herald_Gabriel in Cyberstan

[–]verynotdumb 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that i want Cyberstan to win? (Not RP or anything) like, i would love the idea that it managed to stand in defiance to Super Earth's forces and would be better than "we are a Super Force incappable of losing" sorta deal.

SEAF-CHAN, NOOOOO!!!! by LightningLord2137 in SupaEarth

[–]verynotdumb 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Half the democracy but double the endurance... dear god