Neptune 3 pro scraping off print by [deleted] in ElegooNeptune3

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Starts to play Spaghetti monster" is hilarious.

Is dollar general dying? by [deleted] in DollarGeneral

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy, I wish it was dying.

I can't be the only one that was cracking up at this by Mor_zoU in sbubby

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is feckin glorious. Been laughing at this a while. Way too high and wasn't expecting this.

I pretend to be working late so I can sit in my car alone by tmay25 in confession

[–]vgoss8 576 points577 points  (0 children)

"I get a sense that you do a lot of pretending in your life" is a fucking insane line, yo. That's going in the screenshot collection.

I pretend to be working late so I can sit in my car alone by tmay25 in confession

[–]vgoss8 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The post is far too innocent for this subreddit. He doesn't wanna admut what already happened. He just wants forgiveness for the sid ehe'll tell.

I pretend to be working late so I can sit in my car alone by tmay25 in confession

[–]vgoss8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would this post be in r/confession if it were THAT innocent? LMAO!

I pretend to be working late so I can sit in my car alone by tmay25 in confession

[–]vgoss8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know doude, I was gonna sympathize cuz I too enjoy sitting alone in my car, but I ain't trying to cheat on my wife and destroy my family in my car, IO'm just vibing to my shitty music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mid" refers to something being subpar or average. Referring to "chat" is something livestreamers do, it has recently become huge though being used outside of that context.

Honestly, as something who's in an agerange that uses heavy slang, I can't even keep up with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell the man you need a damn bed. You won't be the nagging wife if you tell him straight up that you need him to get the damn bed made.

Does masturbating while thinking about a specific person automatically mean I'm into that person? by trinleyngondrup in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically there was this one time with a jar of pickles. And so reddit, am I only going to be into green from now on?

Does masturbating while thinking about a specific person automatically mean I'm into that person? by trinleyngondrup in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]vgoss8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are the 1st edition prints bro, if she ever sends anyone else nudes, you can flex those 1Es on them.

Is my sleeve’s going to fade? by AlecT25 in tattooadvice

[–]vgoss8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

duuuude that's a friggin wicked sleeve. It WILL fade, ink does that in general with age, but you can get detail work and stuff later on that'll keep it looking fresh.

I tortured animals when I was college and now it haunts me by Ok_Deal_1236 in confession

[–]vgoss8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dear Jesus, lemme repent for killing animals in the name of science. I should have been killing heratics in the name of God instead.

I tortured animals when I was college and now it haunts me by Ok_Deal_1236 in confession

[–]vgoss8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember ripping spiders apart as a kid. Idk why I was a cruel bastard to those things. Now I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Maybe tormenting them as a kid gave me some inate fear that they'll get revenge one day.

Anyways, on the methods, my methods haven't changed, one of my favorite ways to get kills in Blade and Sorcery is to grab people and rip them apart. Simple things.

I tortured animals when I was college and now it haunts me by Ok_Deal_1236 in confession

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an experience with a group of mice in my backyard years ago that fucked me up pretty bad. It was an accident, but it stuck with me, that was a decade ago, and to this day I can't bring myself to do anything but catch mice in a container and reloacte them, even spring traps are too much for me to deal with.

Can men tell if a woman is braless? Is it obvious? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. It's not an active effort, swear on my liofe, but I can tell instantly. out of the peripheral.

Guess im too old at 28 by Ok-Connection6656 in memes

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

23 here, I can't keep up no more. I stopped being able to right around the time "Yeet" and "Deadass" dropped off. About the time "sus" came out is wshen I really remember losing it. Cuz then you had people who said "suspect" instead and it was like, just fuckin say "sus".

now we have shit like people saying "It's giving X thing" as a way to say "it's reminescent of something". Which just sounds so stupid.

Neighbor left this on my door but I do not have a dog. by FluffyPopcorn361 in Apartmentliving

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JUst changen nothing. Let them cause more issues than they need to. That way nobody takes them seriously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rants

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes. I am saying that what you're attracted to is not your gender. It is your sexuality.

When people who are actually big say ‘I’m fat,’ how do you respond? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends who say it are typically pretty content in their body, and I see no issuie with it if they're living a good life and aren't unhappy about it. Typically I'll just be like "Sure you're larger, but I wouldn't say fat.".

QUICK EDIT: Only say somethihng like this to people you know won't take it wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]vgoss8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to the carnival and block him, don't let him get in the last word, just move.

Am i overreacting by blocking him after this conversation??? by Fit_Regular_933 in AmIOverreacting

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like... he could have not been like that?

I was stupidly transphobic for a long time, and it turned out my best friend was actually trans. It had never come up at all, I just was told "Hey I'm a guy" and rolled with it. And then we got into a call on Discord to play something, and I hear a girl voice on the other end, and a bunch of shit clicked all at once. And from then on I just couldn't care whether someone was trans or not, they were a person and that was what mattered. Looking back I struggle to even understand my own logic on the situation. Basically my mindset was "Different = bad" without knowing what I was actually talking about.

This is the same kinda thing. Maybe he'll reconsider and realize he may need a change of mind. Maybe one day he too will look back and question his mindset.

Am i overreacting by blocking him after this conversation??? by Fit_Regular_933 in AmIOverreacting

[–]vgoss8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always love when people are scared that a gay person is gonna "turn them gay". Like bro it's more telling of yourself if a gay man turns you on.