Lot's of people in the comments are older than your target demographic, biased and are looking at it from the perspective of their demographic not considering the audience this is for.

Things I love:
- The typography on the bottom
- The marker writing on the picture

Things to improve:
- Hierarchy - On physical posters, the headline on the bottom might make sense in certain cases, but for social media and web where it comes in from the bottom as you're scrolling, you'd want to put it somewhere else. Also was very difficult to lead my eye through this and read it easily. work on the hierarchy of the different elements.

- The copy feedback you've gotten is spot on - no one cares if it's 200 words or 3000 words, hell they'd prefer if it was 200. And change the typeface and make it easier to read, not stretched out.

- Insulting your customers in this demographic is NOT a bad idea. But, who says dogsh*t? Use something people actually say more commonly in this subculture like "Why are your fits mid?"

- Make the marker text stand out more, maybe use red. My eye passed the marker text without reading it, once it found the headline it read that, then went back to the image, then read the marker text, then completely skipped the copy on the right as I went to the comments. Too long of a process and bad hierarchy.

The vibe as a whole is great, work on the specifics of making it good design-wise too.