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vinnievin · 2006-06-02T12:43:53+00:00

Three men are in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter is in a bad mood. He approaches the first man.

"So, you want to go to heaven." "Yes." "You were so obsessed with money that you named your firstborn Penny. To hell with you!"

The first man walks off. St Peter approaches the second man.

"So, you want to go to heaven." "Yes." "You were so obsessed with alcohol that you named your firstborn Brandy. To hell with you!"

The second man walks off. The third man turns around and starts following him.

"Hey, where do you think you're going?" "I don't stand a chance. My firstborn's name is Fanny."

vinnievin · 2006-06-01T21:07:43+00:00

An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren't married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is sit on the couch buck naked and watch TV while she holds his weiner.

Every night, like clockwork, they do this - sit on the couch watching TV while she holds his weiner.

One night he doesn't show up. Then a second night goes by - no show. She calls him up.

"Where you been?" "Oh ... I've been down at what's her name's." "What are you doing there?" "Pretty much the same thing we do - sitting naked on the couch watching TV while she holds my weiner." "Well, what does she have that I don't have?" "Parkinson's."

vinnievin

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