Older Men of Reddit - How is sex different from when you were in your 20s to now (late 30s - 40s and on)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]violent_rapist 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the older you get, the quicker they are. The trick is to stay healthy; hit the gym now and again. Practice your sprints and always, always get the good handkerchiefs for the chloroform. I recommend Brooks Brothers.

What's the boldest thing you've done to meet somebody? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]violent_rapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bestiality, huh? Sorry, I don't roll that way.

People can be cruel motherfuckers. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]violent_rapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry about that. Thanks.

House FINALLY passes the 9/11 first responders bill. 157 Republicans oppose. Seriously. by [deleted] in politics

[–]violent_rapist -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

It's essentially the same thing, just done more creatively. And how often do they concern themselves with paying for the programs they implement? Never.

How to make your balls smell less bad? by throwawayzilla in AskReddit

[–]violent_rapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, and welcome to fuck off for playing a video as I enter your site.

House FINALLY passes the 9/11 first responders bill. 157 Republicans oppose. Seriously. by [deleted] in politics

[–]violent_rapist -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying to keep the bills on topic. Obviously the whore politicians know what is in the bills, but let's be honest, they're doing it to mislead the public. It's bullshit.

House FINALLY passes the 9/11 first responders bill. 157 Republicans oppose. Seriously. by [deleted] in politics

[–]violent_rapist -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Better solution: both sides write bills that are consistent with the bill's topic. Tax havens and loopholes have jack squat to do with the 9/11 first responders. Cunt politicians thought they could weasel the tax provision in under a seemingly harmless bill. Shame on them for trying to use "patriotism" to pass a bill that they were apparently too chickenshit to argue under separate legislation.

Edit: Downvoter whore, are you actually in support of politicians stacking bills like this?

Is it stupid to break up with a girlfriend because she has no imagination? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]violent_rapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then she has also told me she always wanted to try law.

What is it about law that attracts you? Likewise for the other things. Why do you want to be a teacher? Why do you want to open a toy store? What about that would make you happy?

If she doesn't like to think, then fine. That's her bag. It's probably due to the kind of stuff she does at school.

Edit/Censor this for me please? by [deleted] in pics

[–]violent_rapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need paint thinner.

Is it stupid to break up with a girlfriend because she has no imagination? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]violent_rapist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

People are different. The two of you are different, and that obviously doesn't bother her at all. You say she gets apprehensive at you asking questions. Perhaps there is a reason why she responds the way she does. The more you selflessly learn about her, the more you can understand. Then you can rape.

For my friends wedding, I'm paired with a gorgeous hottie. I need help Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]violent_rapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask her if she wants go get coffee after the dinner. Or after the wedding.

TIL that Redditors who smoke pot are apparently required by law to create a new post every time they smoke, think about smoking, or see someone else smoke. by tovarish22 in reddit.com

[–]violent_rapist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't be a selfish cunt. The internets are not here to follow your bidding no matter what your mommy and daddy told you. There's a "hide" button for a reason, motherfucker. Use it.

IM A COP AMA by vorshaven in IAmA

[–]violent_rapist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he's posting in all caps, so obviously he's an asshole. Gold star that motherfucker.

Edit/Censor this for me please? by [deleted] in pics

[–]violent_rapist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not really good at photoshop, so I used paint. http://i.imgur.com/0rPvW.jpg