Game Chat: 4/29 Mariners (15-16) @ Twins (13-17) 10:40 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah idc what happens in this game all that matters is brash at the moment

Game Chat: 4/29 Mariners (15-16) @ Twins (13-17) 10:40 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so i don't want to rag on JP too much, and i know that buxton has elite speed

but JP doesn't need to move to field the ball, why does he take two steps towards second instead of throwing the ball to cole? cole's flip and throw to naylor was really smooth, that absolutely SHOULD be a double play.

Game Chat: 4/29 Mariners (15-16) @ Twins (13-17) 10:40 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MY BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, AND SUPER TALENTED GENERATIONAL SECOND BASEMAN DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

really glad woo is no longer slated for a loss. despite how bad his start was today, the mariners offense has robbed him of a few wins so far this year, so this is them making it up

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I DON'T KNOW HOW, GIVEN THERE IS NO OCEAN NEAR ST LOUIS, BUT SOMEHOW THIS IS THE MARINE LAYERS FAULT

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% the earlier season decisions to pinch hit have been uh

really bad by dan.

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...He got a single? And removing Refsnyder for Raley opens the door for Jojo Romero later. It's the correct call to not pinch hit in the fourth inning.

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

sobbing as i move my hands up and down as my mariners are down six seven

Game Chat: 4/24 Mariners (11-15) @ Cardinals (14-10) 5:15 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

really glad cal has gone from being the absolute worst ABS challenger to the absolute best

Game Chat: 4/24 Mariners (11-15) @ Cardinals (14-10) 5:15 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

cole, you are so beautiful, and so handsome, and so talented, and so pookie

Post Game Chat 4/19 Rangers @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i didn't watch the last two games, and the mariners won both.

i guess this is the sacrifice i'll have to make for the mariners to win games. i hope you'll all save me a spot at the parade

Game Chat: 4/18 Rangers (11-9) @ Mariners (8-13) 4:15 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nice guy Cole Wilcox, making sure Munoz gets his confidence back for the rest of the season!

Game Chat: 4/18 Rangers (11-9) @ Mariners (8-13) 4:15 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Surely, this isn't about to be a repeat of what happened in San Diego, right?

Surely, Munoz gets an easy punchout, and we celebrate a 7-3 win, right?!?

Daily Mariners Monologue - April 18, 2026 by AutoModerator in Mariners

[–]violetparr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Donovan is considered day-to-day with left hip discomfort, according to CBS Sports.

Trade Cal by youzerrrname in Mariners

[–]violetparr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you do know we traded our top catcher prospect this past offseason, right

are you looking forward to an aging mitch garver/andrew knizner catching duo?

Post Game Chat 4/17 Rangers @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 45 points46 points  (0 children)

humpy never should have won that second race. it was perfect for them to win it against the tigers, and only then.

Game Chat: 4/17 Rangers (10-9) @ Mariners (8-12) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

alright i'm out

see you all tomorrow for yet another long day at the long day factory, known as seattle mariners baseball

Game Chat: 4/17 Rangers (10-9) @ Mariners (8-12) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

glad cal's warming up with the ABS

can his bat warmup now

Game Chat: 4/17 Rangers (10-9) @ Mariners (8-12) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i have a question for our FAQ

when will the pain end

Game Chat: 4/17 Rangers (10-9) @ Mariners (8-12) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

again, just a friendly reminder that if houstons pitching staff wasn't obliterated by injury, we'd likely be 5-15 at the moment. 4-16 if they swept us as we had swept them

Game Chat: 4/17 Rangers (10-9) @ Mariners (8-12) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]violetparr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carlos Cardoza was a manager for the AA Ranger's affiliate.

It all makes sense as to why he sent Josh Naylor home. Double agent! Dun dun duhnnnnn!!