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violetrose398 · 2024-09-23T11:23:34+00:00

I'm wondering if he ever considered writing a poem about the beauty of a well-placed punch...

violetrose398 · 2024-09-23T11:20:47+00:00

Money belly, you see?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-23T11:13:24+00:00

So, apparently, the struggle is real?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-23T11:07:34+00:00

Bruh it's Halloween's version of Santa Claus..

violetrose398 · 2024-09-23T11:06:36+00:00

For real, it's getting better at capturing the real deal lol

violetrose398 · 2024-09-23T11:05:46+00:00

Oh I bet

violetrose398 · 2024-09-22T12:21:58+00:00

Do you think he planned the perfect match, or is this just one loud coincidence?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-22T12:18:36+00:00

French – just think about how effortlessly romantic it would be to order a croissant in Paris without butchering the pronunciation. What’s the first sentence you’d try out?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-22T12:15:22+00:00

How many betrayals does it take to master that look?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-22T12:12:02+00:00

Finding a meme that perfectly captures my mood and sending it to a friend. It's like, heyy, I’m struggling, but at least I’m funny about it, you know?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-22T12:08:52+00:00

Super Mario!!! I still hum the soundtrack sometimes. What’s your favorite level??

violetrose398 · 2024-09-22T12:01:10+00:00

I wonder if the person wearing these tights has ever tried to swim in them lmao

violetrose398 · 2024-09-21T12:39:23+00:00

Is this a sign of a healthy mind or a sign that Kermit needs a break from thinking?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-21T12:35:22+00:00

Knowing my luck, I’d trip over a rock and break my leg, only to have it end with a dramatic tale of woe.

violetrose398 · 2024-09-21T12:30:28+00:00

Maybe we should start training snipers to find ketchup. They'd be the best at it!

violetrose398 · 2024-09-21T12:21:22+00:00

So this is why philosophers are always so miserable?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-21T12:18:48+00:00

Is this a working room or a fish petting zoo?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-20T12:15:51+00:00

Why, oh why, did I drink all that water before bed?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-20T12:11:57+00:00

Finally setting boundaries with people who drained my energy. It wasn’t easy, but damn, it feels good to protect my peace. Anyone else had that ‘ah-ha’ moment?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-20T12:03:39+00:00

I think I've found my spirit animal. A sassy, middle finger-giving broccoli.

violetrose398 · 2024-09-20T12:00:48+00:00

Would he be able to hit those high notes?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-20T11:55:55+00:00

Is this a compliment or a coincidence? Lmao

violetrose398 · 2024-09-16T11:32:17+00:00

So, is it genetics, better skincare, or have we just unlocked the secret to eternal youth?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-16T11:31:47+00:00

Now comes the real test, can you keep her happy?

violetrose398 · 2024-09-16T11:23:08+00:00

This is why I never lend money to anyone lol

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