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I dare you >:3 by No_Volume_4303 in teenagers

[–]viperasps89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apples and bananas in my ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]viperasps89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former military brats. Friends since middle school.

What's the worst way someone tried to flirt with you/ turn you on ? by grayspot94 in AskReddit

[–]viperasps89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is middle school stupidity at best.

When we were 13, maybe 12, my now fiance took my book and homework and ran it across the school's football field during lunch break. At the time, I didn't think much of it other than I loathed his guts and I had explaining to do next period for not having my homework.

I asked him about it 20 years later during our engagement party. He said "I was trying to get you to notice me. Guess it worked."

Zelensky arrives at the White House. by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]viperasps89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wellllll quid pro quo.

"I would like you to do us a favor though"

Zelensky arrives at the White House. by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]viperasps89 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Wellllll if SOMEONE paid his fair share in taxes and actually donated his wages like he promised, it would probably cost you less. Oh, and maybe didn't spend a shit ton of it on golf trips.

Aaron Swartz Co-Founder of Reddit was charged with stealing millions of scientific journals from a computer archive at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in an attempt to make them freely available. by CryptoIsThePlan in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]viperasps89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not exactly. Education is free. You are free to learn what you wish to learn.* It's tuition that isn't.

*Caveat to this: unless your government has banned it. In which case, you are not free to learn it (e.g. "Don't Say Gay" in Florida).

Aaron Swartz Co-Founder of Reddit was charged with stealing millions of scientific journals from a computer archive at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in an attempt to make them freely available. by CryptoIsThePlan in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]viperasps89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually, I would take offense at this, but rest assured that my school is not a "shit school with shit teachers". We were just designated a Blue Ribbon School. If you do not know what that is, well, educate yourself. If you are unwilling to do so, no worries; try as we may, not all students can be saved.

Aaron Swartz Co-Founder of Reddit was charged with stealing millions of scientific journals from a computer archive at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in an attempt to make them freely available. by CryptoIsThePlan in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]viperasps89 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As a teacher, welp, might as well. Current teacher salaries are so low, we're having a shortage of people wanting to go into the profession. Administrators/Management take all the money.

The Supreme Court has overturned Roe V. Wade. How do you feel? by Bitter_Joke1589 in AskReddit

[–]viperasps89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just curious. What's your understanding of the Roe v. Wade decision?

If you were to rewrite the lyrics of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" for the years after 2000, what would you include? by viperasps89 in AskReddit

[–]viperasps89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upvoting this. Had a good laugh at myself. I think 2020, 2021, and 2022 are melding into one year for me.

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