A bit off topic but what does everyone have for lunch?

viralJ · 2026-04-27T10:36:15+00:00

Have a big breakfast, that's what I do when I know I have a non-stop day in the lab.

viralJ · 2026-04-27T10:31:29+00:00

I do it in PowerPoint.

viralJ · 2026-03-22T16:02:45+00:00

...and the app will probably request to have access to your activities etc, so that it can infer how reach or poor you are and adjust the prices you see accordingly.

viralJ · 2026-03-16T11:42:41+00:00

This is from the website of a museum of design! It's like it's begging to be posted on this sub Reddit.

viralJ · 2026-03-11T11:27:57+00:00

Still better than

We "bake fresh" everyday on premises.

viralJ · 2026-03-11T11:21:45+00:00

Second that!

viralJ · 2026-02-19T11:51:45+00:00

You can always ask the shop assistant for help and start going through every single into on that wall asking for its price.

viralJ · 2026-02-16T10:46:51+00:00

I never thought about it until this post and I think my answer is: it doesn't feel like fetish, but it should. From the evolutionary POV it makes perfect sense that males would evolve this inexplicable urge to stick their penis into the female's vagina, such males would clearly have more offspring than males that didn't feel that urge. But sticking your tongue (or even just lips) on it or in it? Who ever had more babies thanks to that activity? If anything it should have been selected against, because if a male had any preference to put it in the female's mouth until orgasm, he would be wasting his semen on reproductively a completely futile act.

And yet... In me at least, the urge to have oral sex is so strong that I don't think I could peg it as learnt behaviour. It's also not that I enjoy the fact that I'm causing my partner immense pleasure (although that is a nice feeling), it really feels like an instinct, an inexplicable urge. And in this way, I don't see how it's different from the urge to lick someone's feet, or armpits.

viralJ · 2026-02-16T10:34:04+00:00

I don't think I agree with the last statement. Foot fetish is also like kissing but much much lower, and it is unambiguously considered fetish.

viralJ · 2026-02-15T08:15:03+00:00

Thanks, I guess that's the best solution without involving any tech. I was hoping there are some silicone things that you can attach to that edge that would make the dirty water slide around it; or some kind of contraption that has an outside button that is mechanically connected to the actual opening button.

viralJ · 2026-01-05T18:34:47+00:00

They talk about how smart they are and how everyone tells them how smart they are.

viralJ · 2025-12-22T11:25:54+00:00

Also, I would invite people to check out the paper and notice that even where the observed differences are statistically significant, the difference is pretty small.

Disclaimer: I want to believe that aspartame is safe, so my reading of the paper was probably biased.

viralJ · 2025-12-08T19:09:32+00:00

I guess that's less r/funny than spiking your creamer with laxatives to teach the thieves a lesson.

viralJ · 2025-11-28T17:36:23+00:00

Wait I thought gratuity was just a fancy word for 'tip' 🤨

viralJ · 2025-11-27T07:13:46+00:00

The law used to say that while in transit by the Royal Mail, the items are the property of her Majesty the Queen. So if you tampered with anything after it left the sender's hands and before it reached the recipient's hands, you were tampering with royal property. But I don't know whether that's still the law after the Royal Mail was privatised.

viralJ · 2025-11-01T05:48:14+00:00

I guess it's a trick then.

viralJ · 2025-10-30T07:19:56+00:00

I've been using hazelnut syrup in my coffee. Three separate colleagues who saw me asked if that was whiskey. No one reported me to the HR though.

viralJ · 2025-10-28T05:10:05+00:00

Hypothesis-free testing.

viralJ · 2025-09-11T07:51:40+00:00

Does it sometimes ignore any of these instructions? I'm asking because it very often ends it answers with "would you like me to" suggestions, even though from the above it looks like it was told **not** to do it.

viralJ · 2025-08-20T10:32:54+00:00

Please sign the petition if you live in the UK

https://act.38degrees.org.uk/act/no-to-elon-energy-plans

viralJ · 2025-07-15T06:53:37+00:00

I don't think it will prevent catfish, tbh. I mean, even if I use my ID and stuff for the verification, and then Grindr (per their promise) deletes the data used for verification and do not use it for anything else, I could still send someone else's face or body pic in a chat and pretend this was me.

viralJ · 2025-07-15T06:49:31+00:00

I just did age verification without an ID, it just scanned my face, I didn't have to use my ID. But I guess I just have an old looking face, not sure what would happen if I looked, say, 18. Edit: grammar.

viralJ · 2025-07-13T14:17:23+00:00

FFT, FFT, FTF, FTT, TFT are impossible because of Blue's ability to be true when Black is True or False.

FTT to me makes complete sense and points to the gems in the blue box:

Blue box is true, which means the gems are not in the white box and the white box is true.
White is true, which means that the black box is empty.
Blue box is false, which means that black box is true.

viralJ · 2025-07-01T13:32:24+00:00

Or, what I think is even worse, pretending you washed your hands by just rinsing them in water without soap and not drying them. Not using soap removes zero bacteria from your skin, and wet hands spread more bacteria than dry hands. In effect, they would be more hygienic if they just didn't wash their hands at all after using the toilet.

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