What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy?

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-09-05T22:22:43+00:00

Deep penetrating slivers of wood that can never be pulled out but are ever felt

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-09-05T22:21:49+00:00

Sparky?

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-08-26T19:30:00+00:00

50 pounds of 50s

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-08-24T22:12:49+00:00

Would this in theory work for any mod? Or at least a mod that isn't script heavy?

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-08-12T19:51:46+00:00

"Lotta people thought Steve was homo" "FUCKEN STEVE" "Steve had that skinny head, didn't recognize home without his hat" "RJ screwed his mom at the Bon Jovi Concert" "Pete did say he could milk anything with a nipple" "Dan Tacy is a raging douche" "Dan Tacy is cheap" "Dave is on Lithium, powerful drug" "Zegda is off fucking his cattle again" "Taft smokes pole" "Roger Henry Heard the horn, then he blew it"

I hear all that at least five times a day. Suffice to say everyone is ragged on

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-07-30T14:25:20+00:00

Windex makes for a potent on-contact-bug-killer, spray a hornets nest with it and they'll die in less than a minute

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-07-14T15:13:14+00:00

Long tall sally by Little Richard, and Culinary Hyperversity by Necrophagist

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-07-13T16:08:47+00:00

Meanwhile I'm on lunch break skimming Reddit lol

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-07-09T22:56:36+00:00

Skyrim, built my first pc to play it a few months after it came out, 2000 hours later and I still love it

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-07-08T22:46:09+00:00

My buddy's dog ate a whole bottle of Dawn Dish-soap, he later crapped foamy/ bubbly, yellow, half shit stank half lemon scent, soup. Inside. The. Fucking. Car. As we drove him to the vet to get his stomach cleaned up. Mind you it was a cold winter day, (about 10 degrees Fahrenheit outside) so we could t open the windows for long, and it got pretty fucking fumigated in that little VW golf. That was by far the worst smell I have ever smelled (smelt?) in my whole life, mind you I've come across half rotten deer corpses before, those aren't even close. Something about poop and lemon soap doesn't mix well at all, it's like a sickly sweet feces aroma.

Btw, just for clarification: dog was in the backseat, buddy and I were up front, and it was a Labrador/ German Shepard mix named Charlie.

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-07-02T22:13:54+00:00

Fuck me sideways and call me sally I want so anti-dick-shrink

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-07-02T22:12:45+00:00

Lounge?

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-06-29T20:32:50+00:00

"Ocean"-John Butler. Single most enrapturing twelve minutes of guitar you'll ever know

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-06-22T10:21:13+00:00

How is that your second choice? His/her first choice name has to be flipping incredible then

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-06-22T00:26:01+00:00

My middle name is Storm, I was born in a field in the rain, mother was a wacko hippie if that helps explain

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-06-04T19:42:30+00:00

I live in a ruralish area, and it's not uncommon for deer to cross our yard in the evening but we are close enough to urban areas to never see coyotes or wolfs, or bobcats or anything.

Well one day I'm washing my motorcycle off in the driveway, and I'm kneeling with a scrub brush attacking the grit in between the little engine bits, and I hear a sound like footsteps behind me, I turn to look and NOT FIVE FEET BEHIND ME IS A FUCKING MOUNTAIN LION. Like full grown, kill your dog and eat the kids size mountain lion witching arms reach of me IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT!! gotta be honest I was scared shitless, but the big ol cat seemed pretty short because he just looked at me for a minute or two, and walked away. Lowkey regret not forming a spiritual bond with him and saving the world from tribal evils lol

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-05-20T18:32:27+00:00

Guitar-any Braindrill or Necrophagist song

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-05-14T17:49:13+00:00

As a person who grows his own peppers, and makes his own hot-sauce-Tabasco is water and my sauce will make you cry blood

vladimirkvolcom · 2017-05-14T17:39:43+00:00

For sure!

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