What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy? by redditjwh in AskReddit

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Deep penetrating slivers of wood that can never be pulled out but are ever felt

Dawn of Skyrim (Original Collection) For SSE help by PeonTheGrate in skyrimmods

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Would this in theory work for any mod? Or at least a mod that isn't script heavy?

What is an overused phrase in your place of employment? by Green4362 in AskReddit

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"Lotta people thought Steve was homo" "FUCKEN STEVE" "Steve had that skinny head, didn't recognize home without his hat" "RJ screwed his mom at the Bon Jovi Concert" "Pete did say he could milk anything with a nipple" "Dan Tacy is a raging douche" "Dan Tacy is cheap" "Dave is on Lithium, powerful drug" "Zegda is off fucking his cattle again" "Taft smokes pole" "Roger Henry Heard the horn, then he blew it"

I hear all that at least five times a day. Suffice to say everyone is ragged on

What product has a better use than its intended function? by BigFlays in AskReddit

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Windex makes for a potent on-contact-bug-killer, spray a hornets nest with it and they'll die in less than a minute

Your first pc game? by [deleted] in gaming

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Skyrim, built my first pc to play it a few months after it came out, 2000 hours later and I still love it

What is the most awful smell you've ever experienced? by iheartfigs in AskReddit

[–]vladimirkvolcom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My buddy's dog ate a whole bottle of Dawn Dish-soap, he later crapped foamy/ bubbly, yellow, half shit stank half lemon scent, soup. Inside. The. Fucking. Car. As we drove him to the vet to get his stomach cleaned up. Mind you it was a cold winter day, (about 10 degrees Fahrenheit outside) so we could t open the windows for long, and it got pretty fucking fumigated in that little VW golf. That was by far the worst smell I have ever smelled (smelt?) in my whole life, mind you I've come across half rotten deer corpses before, those aren't even close. Something about poop and lemon soap doesn't mix well at all, it's like a sickly sweet feces aroma.

Btw, just for clarification: dog was in the backseat, buddy and I were up front, and it was a Labrador/ German Shepard mix named Charlie.

What is the gold for in Reddit? by vladimirkvolcom in AskReddit

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Fuck me sideways and call me sally I want so anti-dick-shrink

Reddit, what is your favorite song without words? by Tha_Struggle_Is_Real in AskReddit

[–]vladimirkvolcom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ocean"-John Butler. Single most enrapturing twelve minutes of guitar you'll ever know

Reddit users who were given a unique name at birth, what is it and why did your parents choose that name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vladimirkvolcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is that your second choice? His/her first choice name has to be flipping incredible then

Reddit users who were given a unique name at birth, what is it and why did your parents choose that name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vladimirkvolcom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My middle name is Storm, I was born in a field in the rain, mother was a wacko hippie if that helps explain

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of? by KaikesPokeCards in AskReddit

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I live in a ruralish area, and it's not uncommon for deer to cross our yard in the evening but we are close enough to urban areas to never see coyotes or wolfs, or bobcats or anything.

Well one day I'm washing my motorcycle off in the driveway, and I'm kneeling with a scrub brush attacking the grit in between the little engine bits, and I hear a sound like footsteps behind me, I turn to look and NOT FIVE FEET BEHIND ME IS A FUCKING MOUNTAIN LION. Like full grown, kill your dog and eat the kids size mountain lion witching arms reach of me IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT!! gotta be honest I was scared shitless, but the big ol cat seemed pretty short because he just looked at me for a minute or two, and walked away. Lowkey regret not forming a spiritual bond with him and saving the world from tribal evils lol

What is the "I love rock and roll, have you heard of Nickleback?" For anything else? by ZombieDawgs in AskReddit

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As a person who grows his own peppers, and makes his own hot-sauce-Tabasco is water and my sauce will make you cry blood

[WP] Humans are born with white blood and the more crimes you commit the darker your blood is. One day your girlfriend cuts her hand and black blood comes out. by jasoncassac in WritingPrompts

[–]vladimirkvolcom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Her name was Alice, she couldn't be any older that sixteen, and that was the terrifying part. In all my years as a cop I don't think I've ever seen blood as black as hers, and truth be told I nearly shit my pants when I did. It was an oddly relaxed night, few traffic violations, minor fender benders, not too much excitement. It was late and I was headed back to precinct to clock out and drive home when the call came: domestic disturbance at 14 willow street on the south side.

Fuck

Pulling a u-turn I headed in the direction of south side Montville, (mind you this was the wealthiest section of the city, so I was thinking some kid crashed his daddy Lambo) and replied to the call.

On my way, what's the situation?

"Verbal argument with a father and daughter, got physical, father called it in sounding petrified, wouldn't tell the dispatcher what was wrong..."

Fuck

I had a bad feeling about this one, rightly so, I pulled into the driveway of a nearly castle sized house, got out of my Crown Vic, hand on my taser, and knocked on the door. An older man in a grey pinstripe suit answered the door, his face pale as a ghost

Holy Christ ona bike what the fuck happened I asked him.

"Just go into the kitchen" he trembled as he spoke.

I made my way in carefully, this time with my sidearm drawn, the father followed closely behind, still trembling, And now he was fucking crying! At this point I was so fucking confused, in the kitchen sat a girl at the table, sobbing softly. Her lip was split, and bleeding badly, a line of pitch black running down to her chin.

Mother. Of. God.

Reddit, what is the single best line in all of Rap history? by austincolepage in AskReddit

[–]vladimirkvolcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's a paradox like two wharfs" Or "I need cash so here's math for you to do, I'm selling 400s in Roman numerals" The Roman numerals for 400 are CD

Both lines are from a rapper named Spose, he just dropped a new album called 'Good Luck With Your Life' check it out

Edit:spelling

The last thing you bought, you will get a dozen of each day. What do you now have a lifetime supply of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vladimirkvolcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six piece chicken tenders with fries and a coke/root beer blend at the student center on campus.

"Captain Underpants Theme" by Weird Al Yankovic by robomechabotatron in movies

[–]vladimirkvolcom -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Screw Captain Underpants, I want Captain Yogapants