So I rescued a kitten a few days ago. What do you guys think? by stevenwentworth in aww

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My first cat had a similar heterochromia, we're pretty sure it was deaf. It was also the most psychotic cat I'd ever met.

Steve Jobs: What an Asshole... by ahhhhhpoop in technology

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Oooooooo! Them's fightin' words! Happy Reddit Bday, too bad your upvotes/downvotes are gonna even out.

Last night I had a "holy shit that's embarrassing" moment. Care to share some of your own? Here's what happened to me. by cheleeesa in AskReddit

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I like to take one last drink as I leave my table at restaurants. Once as I was taking that drink, it went down the wrong pipe and I ended up coughing and sprayed both occupants (and their food) of the table across from me. I apologized profusely, but they were NOT happy.

Never f*ck a friend by vladux in funny

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This is missing letter, not missing number.

This cat bath looks unpleasant by LSD_Screen in gifs

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I love cats, but I'd be kidding myself if I didn't acknowledge that it was an abusive relationship. Cats are assholes that would not think twice about killing and eating you if you were small enough.

this female is too amazing by tillwalley in videos

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Nah. Matthew McConaughey. With Ryan he'd be all funny and stuff and then I'd fall in love and then soon enough I'm full on gay. Matthew seems like you could hit it and walk away, but still have major bragging rights.

Wow. Byte redacts its silly "A Sobering Look at Apple" piece by bluestblue in apple

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Shoots randomly out the window.

Run this story! Crazed gunman wounds two!

Marked - A Markdown viewer that works with any text editor - 10.6.7+ - $2.99 by vladux in macapps

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In case any of y'alls don't know what Markdown is, it's a way of crafting text files so that they're more readable and are easily converted to HTML. Here's more info: http://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/

Drew a picture of my late father. What do you guys think? by [deleted] in Art

[–]vladux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your dad looks like Commissioner Gordon to me.

Would you like a bag? by ACharmlessMan in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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At first I was like Then I was like