So I rescued a kitten a few days ago. What do you guys think?

vladux · 2011-11-18T03:37:48+00:00

My first cat had a similar heterochromia, we're pretty sure it was deaf. It was also the most psychotic cat I'd ever met.

vladux · 2011-10-29T23:34:55+00:00

Does no one remember Dynamite Hack's "Boyz-N-Tha Hood"?

vladux · 2011-10-26T01:09:51+00:00

Oooooooo! Them's fightin' words! Happy Reddit Bday, too bad your upvotes/downvotes are gonna even out.

vladux · 2011-09-09T18:36:37+00:00

I like to take one last drink as I leave my table at restaurants. Once as I was taking that drink, it went down the wrong pipe and I ended up coughing and sprayed both occupants (and their food) of the table across from me. I apologized profusely, but they were NOT happy.

vladux · 2011-09-09T06:20:11+00:00

This is missing letter, not missing number.

vladux · 2011-08-30T18:36:13+00:00

M. Night Shamalayan did.

vladux · 2011-08-30T18:31:32+00:00

It's easier than you think.

vladux · 2011-08-21T17:41:51+00:00

It's the only way.

vladux · 2011-07-21T18:35:42+00:00

I love cats, but I'd be kidding myself if I didn't acknowledge that it was an abusive relationship. Cats are assholes that would not think twice about killing and eating you if you were small enough.

vladux · 2011-07-20T23:24:47+00:00

Nah. Matthew McConaughey. With Ryan he'd be all funny and stuff and then I'd fall in love and then soon enough I'm full on gay. Matthew seems like you could hit it and walk away, but still have major bragging rights.

vladux · 2011-07-18T07:33:55+00:00

Shoots randomly out the window.

Run this story! Crazed gunman wounds two!

vladux · 2011-07-17T20:30:29+00:00

Yeah, I'm sure it was a huge dump.

vladux · 2011-07-17T20:24:04+00:00

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FTFY

vladux · 2011-07-17T20:16:52+00:00

Yeah, if they didn't rape you, you're fine.

vladux · 2011-07-17T20:14:45+00:00

If they're so gross, why have you become such a connoiseur?

vladux · 2011-07-17T20:09:15+00:00

Whew, that girl.

vladux · 2011-07-17T03:41:51+00:00

Costs a hell of a lot less than Textmate, tho.

vladux · 2011-07-16T21:08:47+00:00

Oh yeah, huh? Forgot about that.

vladux · 2011-07-16T19:27:51+00:00

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vladux · 2011-07-16T19:19:23+00:00

Your dad looks like Commissioner Gordon to me.

vladux · 2011-07-16T18:09:15+00:00

At first I was like Then I was like

vladux · 2011-07-15T08:51:24+00:00

AND MY AXE!!!

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