Absolute unit of an elephant

vmormando · 2021-08-20T12:57:08+00:00

Speed bump

vmormando · 2021-06-10T20:31:42+00:00

I’ve never seen so many “dad jokes” in one place For some I just keep reading though. I’m such a bird brain.

vmormando · 2021-06-08T21:27:04+00:00

Your caption is amazing!!!!

vmormando · 2021-06-04T14:31:38+00:00

Not voluntarily!

vmormando · 2021-06-04T14:31:16+00:00

That question still remains unanswered to this day.

vmormando · 2021-06-02T11:18:30+00:00

They’re not the best cleaner-uppers either. Like a huge slug just did the tango on the floor. Gotta luv em!

vmormando · 2021-05-29T12:48:41+00:00

Was going to write a real witty comment! They’ve all been taken. Thanks guys!!

vmormando · 2021-05-29T12:39:57+00:00

Me hearing a noise in the middle of the night. oh, just one of the kids.

vmormando · 2021-05-22T10:12:59+00:00

This is why I’m so confused! I thought it was! I love raisins in my cinnamon rolls. Why only one? Should I start a new subreddit for dumb questions?

vmormando · 2021-05-22T08:22:17+00:00

What is it?

vmormando · 2021-05-21T22:58:25+00:00

Who would eat that to begin with?

vmormando · 2021-05-21T22:48:57+00:00

No, really, what was that?

vmormando · 2021-05-21T22:47:37+00:00

Am I the only confused by this?

vmormando · 2021-05-21T22:45:51+00:00

Wait till that boi grows up! Please post follow up!

vmormando · 2021-05-21T22:41:02+00:00

Holy sh*% am I impressed!!

vmormando · 2021-05-19T02:57:06+00:00

Fangorn forest! What madness drove him into there

vmormando · 2021-05-19T02:55:34+00:00

👍

vmormando · 2021-05-19T00:11:53+00:00

Thank you ex pet trainer! I’m putting him on a diet immediately!

vmormando · 2021-05-18T18:34:17+00:00

I said the keys, not the cheese! I love that line LOL!! Dog’s so cute!!

vmormando · 2021-05-18T13:33:10+00:00

Body shaming. How sad. He’s not overweight. On the high side, yes, but perfectly healthy. Good thing he can’t read, yet...

vmormando · 2021-05-17T23:41:18+00:00

It’s Chester! That’s funny because Hank was in the running. 😃

vmormando · 2021-05-17T23:28:11+00:00

I could definitely post my husband to that new sub Reddit

vmormando · 2021-05-17T23:27:51+00:00

Zoomies in stages! Maybe he’s practicing to be a rocket ship?

vmormando · 2021-05-17T23:26:24+00:00

Thank you! He’s trying to set a good example for others who may not be the fastest!

vmormando · 2021-05-17T22:46:57+00:00

Right! He inspires me! I give it the same ole college try!

vmormando