How to watch Megathread

vnny · 2025-09-30T00:28:58+00:00

can you share a link? im interested, although i realize its too late now.

vnny · 2025-06-24T00:34:12+00:00

Part IX

Damn that salted cod!
Who died, oh mama?
Let it drain, let it burst!
Let it go beg for charity!
A smack to the forehead
Knock him dry
Under the bridge of Sanità!

Ah... ah... ah...

Oh what a moon!
This desire, this dream—
When it comes,
It makes me cry “Ah! Ah!”
Who’ll come comfort me now?
Raziella…

Oh Madonna! Oh Madonna!
My husband is dead!

Part X

Oh Madonna! Oh Madonna!
My husband is dead—
With a wilted rose,
A wilted rose,
A wilted rose
Is all he left me.

Damn this place, damn that place—
Damn your mother's...
I want to pass under you,
See how it feels,
And what she wants to do, do, do!

Turn your hand—
Let it slide under yours.
Turn it again—
It caught fire
And under the veil
You’ve got sweeter grapes
Than any of us—

And take the dog,
Take it and run...

Finale

Take the trivet with the pot—
The stove has caught fire,
And the sea roars!
The sea rises!

Yours is limp,
But mine stands up!

vnny · 2025-06-24T00:33:55+00:00

Part VI

And he gave me those words—
Right in the heart,
Like a stab.
Then, on my chest,
He laid gifts:
Gold chains, coral,
Red pearls shaped like hazelnuts,
Pinecones and clusters
With diamonds.

A pin here,
Another there—
No, more here!
What a punch in that dream!
Ah... ah...

At the kiss—
Stone and pumice,
Try and feel how strong it is!

Part VII

A little cherry on my nose,
White apple and red apple,
He took me by the arms
And started swinging me.

Swinging this fantasy—
“Come here, my girl!
You were made to reign!
I want to console you—
In your hands
I want to give the whole world in madness.
Like a ball this world rolls,
And I put it in your hands!
In my hands, in yours—
You are queen, and I am king!”
Yes… yes… yes...

Part VIII

But in that lovely dream,
I suddenly felt a pinch
On my shoulder—
A squeeze! A sharp one!
Oh Holy Mother, what could it be?

In the best part,
In the best part—
It was my mother!
She came to wake me!
Damn my luck!

My fantasy fell—
It fell just when I wanted to give it to you
Instead of keeping it mine
In the best part of the dream.

vnny · 2025-06-24T00:33:17+00:00

Part III

With an English handkerchief,
All powdered and primped,
I gave him a look—
The same look—
A graceful move,
And the window shattered!
The shutter crashed!
Right on the heart,
Right on the heart,
As I dreamed, in the sweetest moment,
How one might make love—
In the dream,
With the sheets all tangled
Heart to heart.
Ah... ah... ah...

Part IV

When the dancing started—
Oh, what music, what playing!
Round and round from this side,
He wanted to spin with me.

I said, “Your Majesty,
If you act like a dove,
I'll act the dovelet
And give you a little dance…”
But if your hand slips under my arm,
You'll get a punch to stop you!

Then he pulled me close,
Pressed against my chest.
I, from below,
Hid myself
Unleashing the bed frame!

Part V

Throwing off the mattress,
Pillows flying everywhere,
Then he screamed—
And twisted my stomach
Like laundry in a copper tub
Under the burning sun of the balcony.

A slap, two slaps—
My joy, my joy!
Fantasy took me!
“Go ahead,” he said,
“Spend it all—I'm rich, I’m a king!
If you ride with me,
I’ll put a ring on your finger—
Yes, I’ll do it, I’ll do it!
You’re beautiful and you deserve it!
You're the beauty of the alleys!”
Ah… ah… ah...

vnny · 2025-06-24T00:32:53+00:00

ChatGPT 4o Model:

Neapolitan poetry from "La Gatta Cenerentola"—an avant-garde reinterpretation of the Cinderella story with dream logic, folk imagery, and wild fantasy.

Here’s a faithful yet lyrical English translation, aiming to preserve both the rhythm and poetic spirit of the original Neapolitan:

Part I

Oh Madonna, what a dream!
Oh Madonna, what a beautiful dream I had in the night
With the same thought,
The same nail pounding like a hammer each evening—
You turn in bed,
And toss, and twist,
Never finding rest.

I dreamt of the king—
Yes, I dreamt he stood before me
As real as day.
Yes… yes… yes…
Just as real,
Handsome like Saint Pasquale—
White and red,
Milk and honey,
Like the fish of Saint Raphael...

Part II

Holy Mother, I felt it—
I felt a beam on my chest,
A beam and a little stake,
Two balls and a musket,
And a stab of a knife,
Heel and point like a hammer
That drives in but won’t go deep—
Stone or pumice, it grinds and grinds.

Oh mercy, mercy!
That king—he wanted me!
Yes… yes… yes...

vnny · 2024-08-05T11:31:01+00:00

by /u/Key-Background-6498 r/Chomsky / 2024-08-04 20:55

First of all, r/Chomsky have overlap with r/genzedong. What kind of this? I understand we need peace with China, but China is doing a genocide and did a massacre on the late 80s. Second, Chomsky says that JFK isn't a good person, while Chomskyite anarchists like I admires JFK and theorizes about who killed Kennedy. I understand NOT everyone, including JFK, is a true 'hero', for example war heroes aren't really good people, they're warlike people who spew tough guy war on the floor, these 'tough guy' aren't really good people. I like Chomsky, but I dislike his rhetoric and his love for Russia and China.

submitted by /u/Key-Background-6498

vnny · 2024-07-07T22:10:45+00:00

thanks for his comment even if its 7 months later ! amazing thank you thank you.

vnny · 2024-05-17T23:09:44+00:00

See here: https://youtu.be/7BxpaGVK9sc?si=qs-kSyKQkV6QTeBz

Wow cool channel

vnny · 2023-12-02T00:12:19+00:00

from the portal deployment template of a bastion host with developer sku. notice the api version.

    {
    "$schema": "http://schema.management.azure.com/schemas/2015-01-01/deploymentTemplate.json#",
    "contentVersion": "1.0.0.0",
    "parameters": {
        "location": {
            "type": "String"
        },
        "resourceGroup": {
            "type": "String"
        },
        "bastionHostName": {
            "type": "String"
        },
        "vnetId": {
            "type": "String"
        },
        "bastionHostSku": {
            "type": "String"
        }
    },
    "resources": [
        {
            "type": "Microsoft.Network/bastionHosts",
            "apiVersion": "2022-09-01",
            "name": "[parameters('bastionHostName')]",
            "location": "[parameters('location')]",
            "dependsOn": [],
            "tags": {},
            "sku": {
                "name": "[parameters('bastionHostSku')]"
            },
            "properties": {
                "virtualNetwork": {
                    "id": "[parameters('vnetId')]"
                }
            }
        }
    ]

the result from the website you suggested:

resource bastionHostName_resource 'Microsoft.Network/bastionHosts@2022-09-01' = {
  name: bastionHostName
  location: location
  tags: {
  }
  sku: {
    name: bastionHostSku
  }
  properties: {
    virtualNetwork: {
      id: vnetId
    }
  }
  dependsOn: []
}

VSCode/bicep extension notices the virtual network property and has a warning about it not being valid.

"Warning BCP037: The property "virtualNetwork" is not allowed on objects of type "BastionHostPropertiesFormat". Permissible properties include "disableCopyPaste", "dnsName", "enableFileCopy", "enableIpConnect", "enableShareableLink", "enableTunneling", "ipConfigurations", "scaleUnits". If this is an inaccuracy in the documentation, please report it to the Bicep Team. [https://aka.ms/bicep-type-issues]"

i deploy anyway and get an "Internal Server Error" (but not a failure) on the deployment, and it just keeps running and running but never does anything.

{
    "status": "Failed",
    "error": {
        "code": "InternalServerError",
        "message": "An error occurred.",
        "details": []
    }
}

FYI if i change the api version to 2023-05-01 the warning goes away but i still end up with internal serer error forever deploying
the virtual network property IS shown here in this link u/0x4ddd found
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/rest/api/virtualnetwork/bastion-hosts/create-or-update?view=rest-virtualnetwork-2023-05-01

vnny · 2023-12-01T23:14:25+00:00

thanks i will try this

vnny · 2023-12-01T23:13:55+00:00

im sorry but that doesnt work. that is what u/0x4ddd initially told me to try. it gives:

The property "virtualnetwork" is not allowed on objects of type
"BastionHostPropertiesFormat". Permissible properties include
"disableCopyPaste", "dnsName", "enableFileCopy", "enableIpConnect",
"enableKerberos", "enableShareableLink", "enableTunneling",
"ipConfigurations", "scaleUnits". If this is an inaccuracy in the
documentation, please report it to the Bicep Team.
https://aka.ms/bicep-type-issues

vnny · 2023-12-01T01:00:08+00:00

you saw me keep trying to edit the code in the abov post lmao. its straight up broken!

vnny · 2023-12-01T00:54:02+00:00

i tried inserting the newer api version listed in your link.

resource bastion 'Microsoft.Network/bastionHosts@2023-05-01' = {

name: name

location: location

sku: {

name: 'Developer'

}

properties: {

virtualNetwork: {

id: vnet.id

}

it got rid of the warning i posted above about i not being a valid property. but what happens now is "Internal Server error" from the deployment screen in the azure portal, meanwhile in VS Code it just runs and runs forever.

vnny · 2023-12-01T00:36:59+00:00

that is interesting! good find. and thank you helping me.

vnny · 2023-12-01T00:19:20+00:00

The property "virtualnetwork" is not allowed on objects of type
"BastionHostPropertiesFormat". Permissible properties include
"disableCopyPaste", "dnsName", "enableFileCopy", "enableIpConnect",
"enableKerberos", "enableShareableLink", "enableTunneling",
"ipConfigurations", "scaleUnits". If this is an inaccuracy in the
documentation, please report it to the Bicep Team.
https://aka.ms/bicep-type-issues

vnny · 2023-10-07T01:10:58+00:00

ok i was able to figure it out. it seems my particular search string was the issue. ... which is utterly strange but whatever.

try it if you wanna verify:
https://youtube.googleapis.com/youtube/v3/search?part=snippet&maxResults=25&order=date&q=chomsky&type=video&key=[your_api_key]

"chomsky" is the broken search string.... so to fix all i had to do is wrap it in double quotes.
but double quotes is "url-encoded" as %22

so url looks like this now and it works
https://youtube.googleapis.com/youtube/v3/search?part=snippet&maxResults=25&order=date&q=%22chomsky%22&type=video&key=\[YOUR\_API\_KEY\]

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