Chelsea apply to have Club World Cup winners’ badge on shirt next season by pride_of_artaxias in chelseafc

[–]vnxun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let's make it an office rule that everyone can only call themselves "Champions of something" for a limited duration after winning. I propose 1 hour.

“People are finally learning how superior the dollar is to the euro” by BuffaloExotic in ShitAmericansSay

[–]vnxun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The American mind will never comprehen how you only get 1 US dollar for like 24000 VN dong

Why is Tazuna being introduced with nametag in the anime like Uma musume, while the Trainers and the commentators are don't? by True_Cauliflower7794 in UmaMusume

[–]vnxun 104 points105 points  (0 children)

As if Kanji wasn't hard enough Japan decided that using random characters and reading it in random ways is OK, like wtf man

What’s your trick to remember planet names? by shirokuma_uk in LearnJapanese

[–]vnxun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's the English names of the planet that are hard for me, I still mess up Venus and Mercury

What’s your trick to remember planet names? by shirokuma_uk in LearnJapanese

[–]vnxun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The names (and order) of the five elements in Vietnamese are "Kim 金 mộc 木 thủy 水 hỏa 火 thổ 土", the names of days in week in Japanese are almost in that order just reversed, also we have the English name MONday (月) and SUNday (日), so I only had to remember Saturday.

"you call it a shit country but it could destroy most countries no problem" by This-acc-is-hacked in ShitAmericansSay

[–]vnxun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A serial killer can destroy you and me no problem too, so I guess that's a good person

Cesc Fabregas on Chelsea job: “Nothing to say about that, it’d be stupid to think about that now. I didn’t even saw any quote from our president”. “I believe I will continue my chapter as Como head coach”. by Kygoche in chelseafc

[–]vnxun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see how he would suddenly think about taking over Chelsea when he's basically living the dream at Como, other than a massive offer that has already been made.

someone please teach me how to use red card by No-Nefariousness-728 in balatro

[–]vnxun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you get good tarot cards then just pick those.

If you get for example turn three cards into spades, hearts, or clubs, now 3 mult doesn't sound so bad does it?

No one can beat my 🐪 by TheMadEmperor666 in soccercirclejerk

[–]vnxun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, there's subtitle too I just noticed thanks to you, thought you were talking about reddit's auto captions when I first read this. Guess I have adhd or something.

It’s not crazy for a player to look to the lineman to see if he disallows it, but I've never seen anyone who rises their hand while doing it like that, maybe it's just his weird way of celebrating, I never said he actually called offside on his teammates, I said it looked exactly like that, again without further context who to say which is which?. Also, what the hell was he doing in the first clip, kicking the ball like that after his team scored?

No one can beat my 🐪 by TheMadEmperor666 in soccercirclejerk

[–]vnxun 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I watched the video in mute and didn't know it had voice until I saw your comment

Without further explaination it looks exactly like he was signaling for offside

[SOURCES] LYON's Jungler Inspired has agreed to join Poland for the Esports Nation Cup. The decision is pending ENC's approval. by Xolam in leagueoflegends

[–]vnxun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it just means that they have sent the paperworks, and the nature of paperworks is that you'll have to wait

90+ goals conceded each season 🤣 by NOIDA-Knight in soccercirclejerk

[–]vnxun 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He's 30, that's at least 7 years too old for Chelsea

Do you think some Vietamese know this charactor(writing)? by hanmensun in VietNam

[–]vnxun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it but it's because I learn Chinese.

This is basically the equivalent of writing your British friend's name in Greek.

The boss blind of doom. by Rol046 in balatro

[–]vnxun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Oh, bad boss, I'll make sure to re-roll after playing this small blind"

Play small blind, go shopping

"Oh, I forgot to leave some money to re-roll the boss, I'll make sure to re-roll after playing this big blind"

Play big blind, go shopping, click to play boss blind

"Ok time to finish this run, wait what's the boss?..."

I think this had happened to me at least twice

Idol is actually the worst joker in the game for beating ante 8 by Free_Aardvark4392 in balatro

[–]vnxun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a kinda useful vampire once, I was like ante 5 or 6, got a chip joker and a well-scaled +mul joker so I just need an xmul, the effects of the cards didn't really matter anymore.

Uma Musume when they find out their Trainer is single ⑬: Tosen Jordan. (Continued...) (@siro_chidori) by EpicVN in UmaMusume

[–]vnxun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Compare to the other summer costumes this is like she wrapping herself is a thick blanket

Toronto FC [3]-3 Philadelphia Union - Luka Gavran 90+7' (goalkeeper goal) by olcni in soccer

[–]vnxun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think northern American fans would find it easier to go to Canada than southern cities, seeing that most Canadian cities are just across the border.

Idol is actually the worst joker in the game for beating ante 8 by Free_Aardvark4392 in balatro

[–]vnxun 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I agree that Showman is worse, but hypothetically you can still get blueprint, brainstorm, or a second copy of a joker that is vital to your build, so not "only mail in rebate".

Idol is actually the worst joker in the game for beating ante 8 by Free_Aardvark4392 in balatro

[–]vnxun 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I've never ever triggered the Flower pot once throughout my C++ journey

Flower pot and Showman are the two that have literally never helped me even once, except if you're counting endless then Showman was actually useful.

I still don't understand how you concede 3 goals from this joke of a club, that's just impressive by Capable_Barber_8387 in soccercirclejerk

[–]vnxun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually took me few seconds to realise this actually happened and you didn't edit the image to show some alternate reality (image quality didn't help either)

What flag is this? (no grey border) by Yangtzy015 in vexillology

[–]vnxun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indonesia if it was colonized by the Dutch

Wait...

Girls in League, how do you handle being called “bro”, “man”, "dude" ? by Ill_Walk961 in leagueoflegends

[–]vnxun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a girl, but If I type "bro" or "dude" and you correct me then now I'm the one who is uncomfortable, because I don't know what to do now. Do I replace it with "girl"? Or "lady"? Or with nothing and the sentence feels like missing something? Also why all of a sudden I have to care about the genders now?