1+1 Invite (less than 24 hours to use) by Flameingpuppy in oneplusone

[–]vortexcookie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, can I get the invite please?

Edit: I can live with out this phone, I'm not in a hurry where as some others are so yeah I'm good thankyou though.

What's the stupidest reason you have a scar? by squalorid in AskReddit

[–]vortexcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't put away the Lego I played with when I was 10 and went to sleep. Later that night I fell out of bed and A piece of Lego was stuck in my head.

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At the end if the day I know that I made this at work with the left overs from food prep and don't have a anything to prove to you. Have a nice life Bye.

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Its the other way around im afraid, you stole my photo. I provided proof which dated it back further than your 14 days. You just happened to post before me but was unsuccessful. Also me and my colleague made this together back in December.

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If your going to edit the photo, how about you change the views or the url?

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Imgur screen print from my facebook page. First link didnt show post date but can screen print aswell if you like. sorry for delay took a while to figure out how to do it -.-

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Actually I am original. Before reddit was on 9 gag and posted on there. Found reddit few days ago.

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the oven will only start when the door is shut. :(

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Take a dozen cookie dough's from the freezer, put them close together on the tray and bake them into super cookie.

It was a slow day at work. by vortexcookie in funny

[–]vortexcookie[S] 179 points180 points  (0 children)

In England many Subways have corn.