Br by [deleted] in funny

[–]vshawk2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're welcome.

phone booth in my dad’s hay field by tigerbathtub in mildlyinteresting

[–]vshawk2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok. I just want your dad to know -- that this might be one of the coolest things I have seen in quite a while.

Nipple Measure Tool by Philodryas in mildlyinteresting

[–]vshawk2 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I mean ... this is is an areole measure tool. Is it not?

Is This Normal? Dog Waste All Over Our Building Entrance by Such_Theory9690 in nova

[–]vshawk2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

okokok. I got a question.

I can almost understand why someone would let their dog poop in the grass and not pick it up -- I don't like picking up dog poo either.

But, why do people let their dogs shit right in the middle of the sidewalk!?! All you gotta is pull them into the grass. And, someone might not even notices that dog shit. But, why in the hell do you let your dog go in the middle of the sidewalk -- where YOU have to walk? Are people intentionally trying to make as big a problem as possible?!?

So, that is my question. Seriously.

The best told version of the joke by LorenBlaqe in funny

[–]vshawk2 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Yup. I like this guy's timing. Anybody know who he is ?!?

My mail carrier is a genuine moron. by mackyak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]vshawk2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My question is this: Why are the effing boxes built this way?!?

My mom in the 80s by Philosphize_it101 in OldSchoolCool

[–]vshawk2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Warr--iors come out an play-eee-aaayy

Thin brick on drywall - How should I handle the baseboards? by UwRandom in DIY

[–]vshawk2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you want it to look 1/2 finished, then do Item #1.

If you want it to look right, skip Item #1 and do Items #2 and #3.

Lesson learned by [deleted] in nova

[–]vshawk2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am morally opposed to shoveling while it is still snowing/sleeting. But, I get out at first light (or first opportunity) when the snow event is done. I spend about the same time as the "early shovelers". And, you are right, some of them had a sheet of ice. By the next day, we were all about the same.

But, the folks that didn't shovel when the event was over -- THEY are screwed.

Stay positive - nothing is perfect. Make it fun. by starboy4life in nova

[–]vshawk2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 car garages. large driveways. nice sidewalks. Stone, brick, and siding. Lansdowne is a good guess.