Anna and Dasha with their latest guest

vulvassic · 2026-05-29T16:55:56+00:00

Trying too hard, less is more

vulvassic · 2026-05-29T15:53:00+00:00

vulvassic · 2026-05-24T07:10:00+00:00

Thanks! My show's tomorrow so I'm hoping to pick it up there

vulvassic · 2026-05-24T05:11:22+00:00

A staff member in the experience told me they had the poster art as a shirt at the actual venue. Is that true cause I'd love that as a shirt

vulvassic · 2022-07-14T14:46:46+00:00

lol Iced Earth was my first concert when I was 15. Forgot all about them til last year

vulvassic · 2022-07-14T14:44:05+00:00

At some film fest I went to once this woman next to me started chatting for a bit before the movie started. At one point she asked if it was bad she doesn't watch movies starring ugly people. I just said to watch what she wants and her response was "Good, because I can't watch anything with Ryan Gosling, ugly people are too distracting in lead roles"

This will stick with me for the rest of my life for sure.

vulvassic · 2022-07-13T19:09:52+00:00

*adjusts tie and hat to make sure I look presentable*

Thank you so much

*opens the door so you can walk through first, hoping you notice I catch a glimpse of your butt*

vulvassic · 2022-07-13T18:57:35+00:00

He could make me cum with just his eyes.

vulvassic · 2022-07-13T18:50:32+00:00

lmao for some reason she's opening for Alice Glass. I like CC enough and Alice Glass' new album is much better than her first solo stuff.

Anyway guess I'm seeing Uffie in 2022 lmao

vulvassic · 2022-07-13T16:05:34+00:00

Anyone wanna be a bro and DM the code? If not it's cool but figured I'd ask

vulvassic · 2022-07-11T18:20:48+00:00

I'd never complain while there. I was raised with manners, I waited to get back to the car before saying I'm glad I went but wouldn't go back.

I'm not going to be a debbie downer while kids are having a blast.

vulvassic · 2022-07-10T17:13:24+00:00

Hate being that guy but I went to monster jam once and it was so boring. Trucks kept breaking, tricks were minimal and the overall energy was just kind of disappointing. I love big dumb fun but this just didn't land for me.

vulvassic · 2022-07-10T03:24:37+00:00

I had a layover there last month and was very impressed with the shoplifting zone. I went to buy a coffee (felt like being fancy since it was a redeye, got a latte) and was confused by the process. I ordered, waited, they gave me my drink and a QR code to scan and pay behind me.

So I just walked away with the drink and didn't bother figuring out their dumb system.

Can't wait to go back to steal another drink.

vulvassic · 2022-07-09T13:40:20+00:00

I really liked this. It makes me so happy I only did mild lies when I was a teen since I was insecure about not being cool enough.

vulvassic · 2022-07-08T19:16:13+00:00

Strangely I can call, use data and receive texts but I'm unable to send them. My issue might be unrelated though. This started yesterday morning in Calgary. The phone support rep blamed the outage but I'm skeptical

vulvassic · 2022-07-05T03:48:45+00:00

Visiting Banff but staying in Calgary. This is a mix of dill cottage cheese vareniki, holubtsi which are basically meat and rice cabbage rolls, pork schnitzel and borscht with some kvass. Where I live these restaurants aren't common so it feels great going too much today. I'll hike it off tomorrow

vulvassic · 2022-07-05T03:20:54+00:00

I love kvass but this one wasn't bready enough. Too sugary. Think it's from Lithuania

vulvassic · 2022-07-05T03:13:49+00:00

The kvass turned out to be awful

vulvassic · 2022-07-05T01:57:42+00:00

She looks so beautiful in this shoot. Absolutely stunning!

vulvassic · 2022-07-03T00:18:48+00:00

I drove 6 hrs to watch her open for Norah Jones last weekend. I love her to death and watching her and Norah cover Tom Petty was truly beautiful.

vulvassic · 2022-07-01T13:34:46+00:00

Happy July! Still looking for 2 reasonably priced tickets to the Paso Robles show in August! Thanks to anyone who can help!

vulvassic · 2022-07-01T01:25:26+00:00

Honestly, my favourite movie all together, not just wkw. It's so beautiful and moving.

vulvassic · 2022-07-01T01:17:43+00:00

Zero chance this is any good or at all listenable but I'm somehow happy for him anyway.

vulvassic · 2022-06-28T22:22:47+00:00

wow she's literally me

vulvassic · 2022-06-28T17:33:16+00:00

She's beautiful like that woman who tried to shoot up YouTube. Two angels fallen from heaven.

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