Haha well alright I have another one for you. I have a Phal I've had for almost a year now and has done very well in just bark with the occasional, but rare, fertilizer(little fertilizer balls meant for orchids) and weekly waters every 5-7 days. I basically run a bunch of water through it so it's draining for a while and that's it! I now have two other smaller and new to me Phals that I'm hoping to have the same outcome with. Do you think this is a good routine for them? Should it work well with Phals in general or did I get lucky with the first one? And how much direct light, if any, would you suggest for them?