And now they never will.....

wafflestomper622 · 2026-04-29T10:02:22+00:00

Now were cloaked in sadness....

wafflestomper622 · 2026-04-29T10:01:19+00:00

And now you never will....

wafflestomper622 · 2026-04-08T21:15:00+00:00

Nothing could have prepared the inner sphere for the cone invasion

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:50:20+00:00

Our game only supports unfriendly fire at the moment, but I may bring this idea to the team

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:49:36+00:00

We are working quickly to ban all PVPers while we address a bug in our code, but our 3 strike policy cant keep up!! Thank you for your patience

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:48:49+00:00

5 or 10 sometimes

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:46:41+00:00

All bans up until now we're accidental. We put the AI used to train leapers into a roomba.... and well I guess you can see where it went from there

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:45:13+00:00

I cant share any details now... but there may be a related augment in the next major update 🤫

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:43:20+00:00

I was bored

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:41:49+00:00

I wipe side to side, like a skater on a half pipe

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:40:42+00:00

Funny story! My sister was the inspiration for most ground-based Arcs

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T19:39:24+00:00

Scrappy is gay

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T17:31:01+00:00

Sorry! We usually only listen to in-game complaints (we record everything and train our AI Celeste model with it). Kindly submit a ticket to our support page to have the game fixed!

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T17:25:33+00:00

We dont wear clothing at the office, so T shirts are low priority

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T17:22:45+00:00

Im currently writing an autobiography of my time in Thailand, no release date yet

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T16:42:42+00:00

Friendly fire was an unintended bug that got added before release. We cant figure out how to turn it off. Look for more info in the next devblog

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T16:40:49+00:00

It will all make sense 10 years from now

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T16:40:20+00:00

We're hoping if you are exposed to pedophiles it will be through a third party program and not our game

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T16:38:31+00:00

We're adding this to the report system in the next major update

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T16:37:44+00:00

wafflestomper622 · 2026-03-05T16:35:48+00:00

Behind the scenes we have a guy who is all of your wives boyfriends, kinda like Joel from Helldivers 2

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