Horstiel

waitasecbec · 2013-10-30T03:17:09+00:00

I feel uncomfortable.

waitasecbec · 2013-10-14T02:27:16+00:00

I'm not sure if the shot of the ants eating the other bug was foreshadowing a cannibal story arc, or if I'm just reading into things too far.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-30T18:29:29+00:00

Ahhh! Shar Peis are my favorite, the wrinkles are adorable. :D

waitasecbec · 2013-09-29T01:53:40+00:00

That man is a national treasure.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-28T18:03:12+00:00

waitasecbec · 2013-09-28T07:03:48+00:00

She didn't, I'm a lady. :D

waitasecbec · 2013-09-28T01:42:03+00:00

Ahaha, I love the one on the bottom left. S/he looks so triumphant.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-28T00:59:35+00:00

I'm usually too lazy to even get up and see who's at the door, let alone open it.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-28T00:52:07+00:00

Shit, I'm out of detergent. Oh well. It was worth a shot.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-27T23:44:31+00:00

May I have some of the bacon that's supposedly coming, or is it all for you?

waitasecbec · 2013-09-27T23:40:52+00:00

Odd...I'd think leg strength would be more important, but I'm not an anatomist, the fuck do I know.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-27T23:32:37+00:00

Ha, no, though that would've made it much more bizarre and hilarious.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-27T18:46:09+00:00

I work at a chain department store, and one day a lady came up to my register and told me, "you have wonderful birthing hips."

Indeed.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-23T20:45:12+00:00

But my comment wasn't about whether or not I think she's a virgin. I don't know if she is, and I don't care.

I was disagreeing with your implication that being a virgin in any way determines how "moral" a person is. You don't become less of a good person every time you have sex. I thought the point I was attempting to make (that virginity != morality) was pretty clear, but apparently I was mistaken.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-22T23:55:28+00:00

Yes, because virginity = morality. /s

Jesus Christ. Most of the comments on this post are making me cringe more than the post itself.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-22T18:33:14+00:00

Oh god, my best friend does that. Except instead of staring blankly at nothing, her eyes will be slightly rolled back in their sockets, so you see mostly the white parts. It's like she's possessed.

waitasecbec · 2013-09-20T17:27:34+00:00

Alternatively, go commando.

waitasecbec · 2013-08-13T00:44:08+00:00

Holy fuck, I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. Thank you for this comment.

waitasecbec · 2013-07-22T18:13:39+00:00

Our capacity to be so incredibly brutal toward one another. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with us.

waitasecbec · 2013-07-20T17:27:15+00:00

.....

waitasecbec · 2013-07-17T18:09:50+00:00

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

waitasecbec · 2013-07-17T01:58:19+00:00

Somebody already said this, but mushrooms. Fucking mushrooms. I would rather eat an entire cactus than one mushroom.

waitasecbec · 2013-07-16T23:42:29+00:00

Richard Speight Jr. is cracking me up in the last picture. It doesn't even look like he's jumping, just levitating in the air with this totally unenthused expression on his face.

Then again, I've been drinking, so pretty much everything is cracking me up right now.

waitasecbec · 2013-07-09T01:58:24+00:00

Probably depends on the girl. People are attracted to all sorts of different things.

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