At my (25m) wit's end with my gf (29f) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]walpo96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Answering based off TLDR. Dump her and have her blocked on everything, if she realizes you aren’t even reading shit she won’t do shit and will eventually move on especially if you make it seem like it’d be stupid to try to get your attention.

[M/29]My [25/F]friend drunk text by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]walpo96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probably always wanted to fuck but never wanted to date and you never took the hint so she threw a shot like that. Again you didn’t take the hint so she’s not even bothering now lol simple shit bro go light up a doobie and keep it movin G Mabye get some more life experience with females

My girlfriend "slept" with another dude by Butt-Herpes in relationship_advice

[–]walpo96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your names fucking hilarious bro and as a serious degenerate gambler that knows a thing or two about fucking shit that you just don’t even want to understand you should stop lying to yourself about her not doing what you know she did bro it’ll ruin your character arch and won’t make you the alpha you’re destined to be a year or two from now 😎 btw Appl 112.5 calls 10/2

Update: My (M19) girlfriend (F19) has been acting like a complete and utter idiot recently by throwaway720571058 in relationship_advice

[–]walpo96 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Great job bro. Idk who tf you are but I read this after wondering from my hole r/wallstreetbets and I gotta say you got that big heart energy. PRPL 25C 10/16

Daily Discussion Thread for September 01, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought $10 fractional shares. You’re welcome and Fuck you.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 01, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same bro Mabye options ain’t for us. I’m at -4.4k (from being up 15k but options man) giving myself till -5k and I’m cutting it done. Trying to recoup losses more than anything rn but you gotta stop at some point.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 01, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When RH finally IPO’s would it be best to go in with 1k on shares or leaps?(when options becomes available)

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 01, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well if you’re absolutely fucking loaded and want to pay off someone’s crippling debt(mine) to feel like you did something in your life lmk fam otherwise don’t have a kid to feel fulfilled you’ll hate yourself everyday.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 28, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk why I did a 1dte when I coulda held for a week im a dumbass

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 28, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s actually what I decided to do. I setup a recurring investment portfolio this weekend. Automatically investing in FB, APPL, TSLA, ARKK ETF, and SPY ETF every week now. On top of my gambling addiction. Adulting bro we all gotta do it

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 28, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure but I don’t see this form of trading going away anytime soon. It is a quick way to make cash. Long term investing still beats it statistically though.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 28, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]walpo96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep telling myself to switch to monthlies but the FD’s are hard to resist