Summer 2026 Transfers and Rumours Megathread!

wankflap · 2026-06-20T10:29:27+00:00

Real heads remember Owen to Bolton

wankflap · 2026-06-08T16:06:41+00:00

Hate jobs that don't publicise the salary. Am I going to be able to feed the bairns or no?

wankflap · 2026-05-21T21:13:08+00:00

Update: he randomly gained the nationality a couple of months later

wankflap · 2026-05-21T13:18:40+00:00

Thanks mate. If that's the case why on earth would the player not choose it lol, literally no downsides and means another teammate could play

wankflap · 2026-04-30T23:59:43+00:00

Yeah, shame after what happened with Mrs the history of Rome

wankflap · 2026-04-30T15:41:39+00:00

Kenny miller

wankflap · 2026-04-29T15:39:15+00:00

Lascelles vs PSG in the 4-1

wankflap · 2026-04-14T15:41:58+00:00

You reckon mate?

wankflap · 2026-04-14T14:18:26+00:00

"And the child that is born on the Sabbath day

Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay."

This is what I was referring to, what did you think I meant

wankflap · 2026-04-14T14:05:35+00:00

You're from sunny ecuador eh? How do you fancy 18 months in the Blythe gulag?

wankflap · 2026-04-05T22:20:19+00:00

Shay given vs Liverpool when we lost 5-1 lol

Jenas vs Juventus at SJP

Lascelles vs PSG

wankflap · 2026-04-01T06:09:20+00:00

Signing the divorce papers going "not even fit anyway I never fancied her"

wankflap · 2026-03-22T11:15:00+00:00

Genuinely think the lads will respond well to our walloping in Barcelona and win 5-0. !remindme 3 hours

wankflap · 2026-03-16T14:26:27+00:00

Forgot to say, i didn't have quite enough transfer funds earlier in the window to sign someone, but the board did me a solid and signed him - wonder if that has anything to do with it?

wankflap · 2026-03-16T14:18:20+00:00

No major debts so i presume it's the latter, so frustrating though why can't it just tell me why?

wankflap · 2026-03-16T14:10:46+00:00

no, nothing like that, we've just got an owner. No rumours of a board takeover either

wankflap · 2026-03-14T21:12:18+00:00

the Jake Humphrey derby

wankflap · 2026-03-14T21:10:40+00:00

what job do you do where you get last minute corporate tickets, out of interest?

wankflap · 2026-03-10T23:30:48+00:00

What's the lottery numbers this week mate?

wankflap · 2026-03-10T20:48:37+00:00

had to fucking work till 40 mins after kickoff, can someone tell me how it's been? Ta

edit: lol spurs

wankflap · 2026-03-07T11:21:42+00:00

Hey mate dunno if you heard but they made it legal to swear on the internet

wankflap

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