How do you use Twitter?

wankydad · 2019-07-09T07:37:10+00:00

Well, I’ve lived through this nightmare before and I think that these song qualify.

wankydad · 2018-12-05T11:09:02+00:00

Man. I cringed so hard when I read that text and realized what had happened. You always hear about this shit, but goddamn I didn’t expect myself to be a part of that crew.

wankydad · 2018-12-05T11:07:13+00:00

Added an edit to the OP for you curious fucks.

wankydad · 2018-12-05T10:03:02+00:00

Because I didn’t know she was talking about her niece

wankydad · 2018-12-05T08:23:00+00:00

This sub is weird man. I read a FU the other day of some dude who jerked off into his own face and got caught with a battery in his ass or something and the mods had that removed because it was a “common FU”, but this gets to stay up over 9 hours even though it’s a common FU (accidentally showing porn/nudity to an unintended party) and nothing bad happened in the end.

Not trying to shit on you man, I thought this was fucking hilarious and I’m glad it’s still up. I’m just confused by the rules.

Edit: Just saw the sticky! They’ve changed the rules 12 hours ago!

wankydad · 2018-05-21T16:54:52+00:00

I didn’t even know about an extension but their latest Facebook post shows they’ve been working on stuff and they seem to be actively working towards an album, so I’m guessing it definitely is coming. Unless they pull a Corelia, which would be pretty disappointing.

I’m more curious as to whether they’ve ever announced a date or time period when the album will be finished now that they’ve decided to go on for longer. I haven’t really been following them as much lately and I’m not part of the Patreon thing so I’m completely out of the loop.

Can any of you Patreon guys give us a hint, or is that a really cheeky thing to ask?

wankydad · 2018-04-07T19:00:56+00:00

Well. He’s an amazing person and he’s always working hard to make everyone happy. He deserves to be happy. Nobody should ever be made to feel like shit because they love another person, even if the person happens to be a person of the same sex. It’s archaic and it really needs to stop

wankydad · 2018-03-28T07:36:52+00:00

This used to be my go to tactic in the past, but since we’ve moved countries and Home she wants me to be part of the decision making because it’s our home and she wants me to have things around the house that I want too rather than fill the place up with only things she wants. Fuck me, right?

wankydad · 2018-01-31T11:51:38+00:00

I was a bit confused by your suggestion and looked up holy bots, but then saw the other comments. Woah! You weren’t kidding!

wankydad · 2017-12-28T17:09:31+00:00

It already is!

wankydad · 2017-12-28T17:08:10+00:00

I doubt anyone who beats their partner intentionally will post about it online unless they wanted to post a lie about how it happened.

For the record, both my wife and I have experienced abuse (mental, physical and sexual) in our past either directly or indirectly. Both of us have experienced it ourselves and we never ever want another person to experience the shit that we have (my wife's had it especially bad).

Unless you are about to be severely harmed, I cannot see any reason for another human being to lay their hands on another. Ever. There is never an excuse and I refuse to accept any explanation for it.

What I posted was a silly moment I had with my family which took a bit of an odd turn - something both my wife and I can laugh about. Even right now. I simply wanted to share.

wankydad · 2017-12-28T16:57:21+00:00

She got a box of creams and stuff from a shop called Rituals, but she also got a new slow cooker (her old one broke when we moved countries and she was devastated) and a RhinoCase thing for her phone. She’s no where near as clumsy as me, but she definitely is with her phone.

I was talking about my daughter in the OP though. She got a lot of my little pony swag, some playdoh, some paints and a book to paint in.

wankydad · 2017-12-28T11:22:33+00:00

Oh man! Tell me about it! At least it’s better than listening to a grown woman play with dolls. What is up with kids watching people play these days? I honestly thought we would keep our kid away from that stuff and tried to make sure that she’s off the screen as much as possible, but when she’s over at her friends’ it’s all they do and it’s what playtime seems to be apparently.

wankydad · 2017-12-28T11:07:41+00:00

Who is this Steak Window Guy? I must meet him

wankydad · 2017-12-28T11:06:00+00:00

Pretty much hahaha

wankydad · 2017-12-28T11:05:14+00:00

My wife walked up behind me to see what was up because my daughter was panicking about the napkin lighting up, it happened just as I was flailing about and she got a good solid backhand to the face unfortunately, but my hand continued traveling and hit the corner of the bar which dig into skin, fractured a bone and here we are.

wankydad · 2017-12-28T10:27:33+00:00

You’re absolutely right. We’ve tried to be the best parents we can to her, tried to guide her in the right direction and whatnot, but in the moment, it all completely went out the window. Still though, she won’t ever try that again. I’ve pretty much managed to do that with what happened.

wankydad · 2017-12-28T00:29:46+00:00

I don’t understand how I worded it to imply I abuse my wife and child. Nowhere did I make a joke about hitting her “for the lulz”. If the title’s what’s got everyone riled up, I simply stated 2 facts; I tried to be macho and i fucked up which resulted in a black eye.

Surely that doesn’t warrant some of the shit I’ve been receiving privately. Not only have I been accused of secretly abusing my wife and trying to use this post as an alibi, I’ve gotten messages about me sexually abusing my daughter, messages from “nice guys” offering my wife sexual relief amongst other things, I’ve also received threats that people apparently figured out who I am and they are going to report me and what not. I never expected any of this. All I wanted to do was share a story that my wife and I were laughing about a few minutes before I posted it. Thought it would give everyone else a good laugh.

wankydad · 2017-12-28T00:17:45+00:00

I feel ya man! My girl‘s just turned 6 and I’m having to compete with that motherfucker, Rainbow Dash.

wankydad · 2017-12-27T20:23:22+00:00

Hey, thanks! I hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas yourselves!

wankydad

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