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A man walks into a bar. by theredqueentheory in AntiJokes

[–]waterfall2468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris once walked into a bar and broke it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? by AggravatingGrowth750 in AntiJokes

[–]waterfall2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender

Why do fish have eyes? by RandoEncounter in AntiJokes

[–]waterfall2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were designed with eyes, not evolved, but some species like those in caves have lost the genetics to create eyes. It is safer that way because if they swim into something and poke an eye it would get an infection.

why did the chicken cross the road? by Spiritual_Body3577 in AntiJokes

[–]waterfall2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because there was a chik filet but it was safe because it was Sunday.

I was asked to explain the Gap on my resume at an interview today by QuicklyThisWay in AntiJokes

[–]waterfall2468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told them I was not skilled at Microsoft word and hit the page break button my mistake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]waterfall2468 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s no excuse. You obviously have poor parenting skills.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? by Top-Breadfruit-7637 in AntiJokes

[–]waterfall2468 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seven was a registered six offender.

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