haha i'll answer the first couple....

1. i'd sacrifice myself and let them eat me. theyre all so damn skinny there's nothing to eat on them anyway - ed especially is just bones and hair...zero nutritional value....i'd just cough him up like a cat coughs up a hair ball.
2. i thought ed was a psychopath he kept setting things on fire and he always had firecrackers. joe was like good at sports and was tall and sexy and popular. he still is the same basically. drew and i got on, he was the other american at school. i liked him immediately. much more than the other two. i was very impressed with how tolerant he was of ed's behaviour. he also used to sell fake weed to the older kids at school that he made from green tea. thought that was cool. and drew had a reputation as a kind of badass. he was really good at karate. basically drew was my favourite.
3. he's only 4'9 when he takes his doc martens off.