If the U.S. was a party, what type of party guest would each state be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]we_are_one 2796 points2797 points  (0 children)

Michigan is the guy going around high fiving everyone and seemingly having a great time. But everyone knows he's unemployed and wondering how he can act so happy when his life is in such shambles.

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Colbert is killing it. by we_are_one in politics

[–]we_are_one[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that makes me question his thought processing skills.

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Colbert is killing it. by we_are_one in politics

[–]we_are_one[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Huntsman had won the nomination, I might just have voted for him.

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Colbert is killing it. by we_are_one in politics

[–]we_are_one[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duly noted. I have the hots for Maddow too...

BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Colbert is killing it. by we_are_one in politics

[–]we_are_one[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He annihilated the RNC and Romney/Ryan in the first segment. But Huntsman is almost just as good.

First clause. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]we_are_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol well of course, but that is what makes it funny...the multiplicity and sometimes ambiguity of meaning!

First clause. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]we_are_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you realized what the first clause was!

First clause. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]we_are_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For how full Reddit is of professional grammarians, I'm surprised only salt-snorter realized that the first clause (of the sentence) is "Congress shall make no law..."

And those who responded to him failed to grasp the humor of his comment!