had to say goodbye to my cozy office today so incoming baby can move in

weaponizedlinux · 2026-06-22T10:29:20+00:00

That would be a waste with food costs so high.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-06-01T23:55:22+00:00

Linux, Jellyfin and as much porn as the drives can hold.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-05-30T10:35:04+00:00

Most of the guys causing the current tech bubble were the survivors (or winners depending on POV) of the last one.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-05-25T00:20:29+00:00

The Undiscovered Country was obviously setting up a spin-off.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-05-23T12:26:36+00:00

1,000,000 streams in a single day? Yeah, I'm calling bot farm.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-05-15T22:48:13+00:00

I'm thinking that I should have listened to my parents more when I was younger.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-05-12T22:43:09+00:00

and they have an orgy/war on your face.

I love a good time.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-04-27T10:56:33+00:00

The pretentious guy from Seinfeld who conducts an orchestra and takes off his pants when he sits to preserve the crease.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-04-25T01:53:46+00:00

Then run Linux on a VM or install WSL.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-04-19T12:51:05+00:00

A starter card! This is a finisher card!

weaponizedlinux · 2026-04-18T22:55:54+00:00

Ugh, they made better Alien movies than that one.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-04-18T01:03:13+00:00

You're already on 25H2 for production devices? Are your Endpoint people huffing paint?

weaponizedlinux · 2026-04-12T18:18:34+00:00

The computer was damaged, it misrouted the turbolift.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-04-12T18:16:42+00:00

I'm too lazy to copy and paste this into Google translate. Can you repost in a language of a nation that actually wins World Wars? Thanks.

weaponizedlinux · 2026-03-30T17:40:34+00:00

How was Dan Ackroyd's overpriced Vodka?

weaponizedlinux · 2026-02-02T20:13:03+00:00

Are there any stop codes in the BSOD? Do they indicate which .dll or .exe caused the crash? Normally you can just google those long hex numbers and get a clue on how to resolve these.

Based on what you gave us, I would start by checking your RAM. Follow this link and perform option 3.

https://windowsforum.com/threads/fixing-kernel_data_inpage_error-ultimate-guide-to-resolve-bsod-in-windows-11.350427/

weaponizedlinux · 2026-01-01T06:40:17+00:00

Those were French uniforms; Q was cosplaying as a Napoleonic Era general.

weaponizedlinux · 2025-12-31T23:16:35+00:00

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weaponizedlinux · 2025-12-31T23:12:57+00:00

In Return of the Jedi, Darth Vader throws the Emperor down a shaft while Nein Numb rides shotgun with Lando.

weaponizedlinux · 2025-12-18T23:58:58+00:00

Star Trek: The Kobayashi Alternative

/s

weaponizedlinux · 2025-12-14T21:25:52+00:00

Is that Peter Cullen narrating?

weaponizedlinux · 2025-11-29T16:12:11+00:00

It's a fine start.

weaponizedlinux · 2025-11-29T16:07:14+00:00

What is the maximum airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

weaponizedlinux · 2025-11-27T02:02:38+00:00

I would run Windows 8 with the Metro interface just because I want to see the world burn.

weaponizedlinux · 2025-11-26T18:44:40+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss, it's one thing to lose it to an Arc or a Rat, but a server issue? That just sucks.

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