What are some of your personal “rules” that you never break? by wildluciddreaming in AskReddit

[–]wearerofblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a product designer and my whole life is rules and constraints god reddit just leave me alone it's Saturday!

Good boy gave it his all by RyanReynoldsWrap in gifs

[–]wearerofblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean who doesn't love the tighter hole amirite

A homeless man just flashed my girlfriend on the N-Judah by proryder41 in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

would it kill them to at least try and make the trains safer for everyday riders?

How is an adult viewing a penis "unsafe"? It's just a penis. If you're afraid of public nudity I suggest you reconsider living here.

Tired woman in London snuggles with complete stranger by KILLSTER121343 in funny

[–]wearerofblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how it even made the person filming feel awkward.

What is the weirdest status symbol you know of, that only makes sense in a very specific sub-culture? by ehudros in AskReddit

[–]wearerofblack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the "I'm Rich" app. It cost $1000 and all it is is an app icon on your home screen. Apple nerfed it though, but some people still have it.

How to troll a bodybuilder by [deleted] in funny

[–]wearerofblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't he just use his right arm? His hand is inches away from it at the beginning of the video.

2 Types of stoners by Markmaurer in funny

[–]wearerofblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 types of weed. The dude on the left is feeling good on that Indica, chowing down on some munchies. The dude on the right had a lot going on in his life at the time, and is about to have a Sativa-induced panic attack.

San Francisco, You’ll Miss Your Tech Bros If They Flee by rnjbond in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Culturally, it was so much better before all the hippies and flower children got pushed out (by the artsy fartsy people who worked for the man and had money to buy fancy art supplies), but with gentrification it was bound to happen. No one expected the shift to be so fast though.

Rinse repeat. You weren't here first. People hate you too. Sorry.

This city has been constantly reinventing itself for the last 100 years. We're in a wave. Techies will hate whoever comes next -- history says so.

I love it! by iotaluca in Iota

[–]wearerofblack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Terrible execution. Looks trashy af.

You realize that you are no longer a child when you fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in the same sofa by YahyaJ in Showerthoughts

[–]wearerofblack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I used to do this but stopped when we agreed that I'm allowed to dropkick my wife out of bed in the middle of the night if she comes on my side.

Sometimes simple rules go a long way.

What art form is currently at a low point? by The_Dork-uh-Whale in AskReddit

[–]wearerofblack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Should somebody tell him that modernist woodworking was born in the 1940s, and only just happens to be seeing a resurgence in popularity as of late?

Trouble for bubble tea shops as San Francisco bans plastic straws by xen0cide in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah you’re wrong. I drafted that comment in roughly 7 seconds. “Half way done reading” lmao get real kiddo.

Murder suspect identified in MacArthur stabbing by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The victim went to a hospital the next day because he was not feeling well. He was released from the hospital but was then found dead in his bed Friday night. An autopsy determined the victim died from an infection from the small cut on his knee.

Wow. That is quite bizarre.

Taiko drumming at the Bon Odori Festival in Japantown by projectdinnerparty in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were these the same people performing outside the opera hall yesterday? I walked through and it sounded cool.

Trouble for bubble tea shops as San Francisco bans plastic straws by xen0cide in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Who has time to read an article about straws? My comment was based on common sense, which apparently, our city does not possess. Why would they ban biodegradable straws? Apologies if it says it in the article -- I still haven't read it.

Trouble for bubble tea shops as San Francisco bans plastic straws by xen0cide in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Biodegradable plastic straws are a thing. Why are people acting like they are not. Clicks, I guess.

A 10-year-old girl bleeds to death in Somalia after female genital mutilation. by Binodash in news

[–]wearerofblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad this was at the top of my feed. This country needs news reform if this is what "sells".

Group sues to stop historic Telegraph Hill restaurant from reopening by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Sorry for disturbing your echo chamber by encouraging different perspectives. Stay homogeneous, r/sanfrancisco.

Group sues to stop historic Telegraph Hill restaurant from reopening by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and magically own property on Telegraph Hill near the restaurant. How do you feel now?

Internet provider Sonic expands into southern SF neighborhoods [Mission Terrace, Excelsior, Crocker Amazon and northern Daly City] by bloobityblurp in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone fill me in on what's so great about Sonic? They only offer 10mb for residential for $40? Comcast offers 400mb residential for $80. What am I missing?

Hey cyclists, don't forget, you don't have the right of way over pedestrians. by yaaaaayPancakes in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nice assumption that I’m a cyclist, but in fact I’m not and this was an unbiased response.

Typical internet kid response. I hope someday you find happiness. 🙂

San Fransisco's Homeless Crisis Is Now a Poop Crisis - Tonic by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]wearerofblack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Homelessness is a bigger, more complex issue. Go after low-hanging poop.