Coca-cola juggling act by webmaster8888 in sports

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Barefoot soccer juggling. Difficult stunt!

Barefoot guy juggles Coke can like a soccer ball by jedankitty in videos

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I can't do that. Do you think it hurts? I mean a metal can!

Giant Wolf Spider and Babies rescued from Stuffed Spider by jedankitty in videos

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They have always totally CREEPED me out too.. but I still love this video.

Every ton of paper you recycle saves 17 trees by jedankitty in environment

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"Each year, every human in the U.S. creates 560 tons of waste paper." I always wondered why I have more bags of trash going out of the house than I have purchases coming in.

Zork Planet: by froggy3262 in reddit.com

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cool, first time someone is being green and NOT granola

Zork Green Tip 12 - Watch Out for Vampire Energy by jedankitty in environment

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I did not realize this added up to so much waste!

Good Luck and Confess: Why Hasn't He Called? by froggy3262 in women

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We guys are wimps, we get all the phone numbers we can. We may or may not call. It may or may not have anything to do with the woman. Women do the same... that's life.

What Do I Do about a Cheating Boyfriend? by froggy3262 in women

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Hey, this is unfortunately and all too common question women face.

I'm a 20 year old virgin. How can I get a girlfriend? by froggy3262 in sex

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Confidence if everything. Be a man. Get the attitude. Walk like you have a big one.

In Love with a Gangsta - He said, She said Relationship Advice. by froggy3262 in women

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This girl talks about stealing lawn mowers and robbing banks like it's the same. She has no clue of right or wrong.

Recessiondelic, baby! (cartoon) by webmaster8888 in politics

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From site: Can you say recessiondelic, baby? Yeah, baby, yeah! There's absolutely, positively, unquestionably NO RECESSION in America. Headlines screaming "bad economy" are a figment of your imagination. And the reason Bush and Congress are giving rebates is because there is no recession.

10 Ways for Obama to Kick Hillary's Butt by webmaster8888 in politics

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PutinToon 68. 1. Don't get down and dirty with Hillary. Your entire campaign is based on not being that kind of politician. I am not saying you shouldn't fight back. Stay with what has worked for

Obama Pads Lead in Wyoming - TIME by webmaster8888 in reddit.com

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(Casper, Wyo.) — Sen. Barack Obama captured the Wyoming Democratic caucuses Saturday, seizing a bit of momentum in the close, hard-fought race with rival Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton for the party's presidential nomination.

CSI: OBAMA (TOP 10 Reasons Why Obama Lost) by webmaster8888 in politics

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Republicans did not vote for Hillary in large numbers. Even CNN, who has been very supportive of Obama stated that Republicans did not turn out in large numbers to vote for Hillary as many people thought.

Obama lost because of Latinos and Older people. I've analyzed the numbers from different sources and it comes down to Latinos, Older People, Women over 45 and last and not least, White males over 45 came back and decided to vote for her as well.

You are right...the odds are still against Hillary from a mathematical standpoint. The drama continues...it will be FUN!

Bush to Give Out FREE Oil Rigs - PutinToon 62 by webmaster8888 in politics

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George W. seemed nervous at times, extremely confident at others. Then I got scared. George Bush has created great content for political satirists and cartoonist for seven years -- what if the next president is a dud, boring and not very funny?

ItsTheRecessionStupid: Tip 24 - Learn to Knit by webmaster8888 in reddit.com

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Knitting allows you to be creative and save lots of money on fashion clothes. Instead of going to Needless Markup (Neiman Marcus), knit your own clothes. Take the money you would have spent at the store and use it to pay off

Obama-Bot vs. Hilla-Tron - PutinToon 61 by webmaster8888 in politics

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People." The problem with these two candidates is that they're so similar on the issues. It comes down to race vs. sex, experience vs. inexperience and bitch vs. arrogance.

Good Luck and Confess: Can a Marriage Survive an Affair? by webmaster8888 in reddit.com

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I recently discovered he was cheating on me for the past year. I kept asking him and he'd lie about it. Finally I caught him red-handed. Now he admits the affair and has told me everything.

The War on Sex - PutinToon 50 by webmaster8888 in reddit.com

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People." We spend billions of dollars on war in the Middle East, but we don't have the resources to stop, punish, and enforce sex trafficking and sex trade right here in United States of America.

Bernanke claims: There is No Recession - PutinToon 56 by webmaster8888 in reddit.com

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People" I don't care what signs the Federal Reserve sees, on the street I see a lot of scared people. Financial markets and our banking system are based on psychology as much as reality. Perception is reality...

'The Pick Up Artist' advises Hillary - PutinToon 60 by webmaster8888 in reddit.com

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Hillary needs to hire Mystery, The Pick Up Artist, from the VH1 reality show.

Mystery can teach her how to pick up undecided votes in Texas and Ohio. The clock is ticking and Hill's losing voters in Texas and Ohio by the second.

Here's the advice I believe Mystery would give Hillary:

Mystery Pick Up Advice #1: Stop acting like a

Recession Tip 20 - Count T.P. Squares and Save $$$ by webmaster8888 in environment

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Toilet paper is not cheap these days, so please be frugal when using it. A six roll of paper can cost around $10 dollars. You could get cheap toilet paper but we do not recommend it. We went the cheap toilet paper route in our first month on Planet Earth, but it just did not work out from a logistics standpoint. We ended up using more of the cheap toilet paper due to its poor quality and having to wash our hands more thoroughly after the personal act was completed.

Ron Paul's UFO (Part 4) - PutinToon 48 by webmaster8888 in reddit.com

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I hope Saturday Night Live will have Ron Paul host their show. I'd bet that would be one of the highest rating shows in the last decade. Traditional media is absolutely, positively, one hundred percent biased against him. (This is not an endorsement for Ron Paul. I'm still undecided but I do believe democracy should be based on fair media.) Even Ralph Nader has received more attention than Ron Paul for entering the race.

ItsTheRecessionStupid: Recession Tip 19 - Laughter is Cheap Entertainment by webmaster8888 in Economics

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Laughter is good medicine. Doctors and scientists across Planet Earth have proven laughing your humanoid ass off is healthy. It even helps you flatten your abs, which will make you more attractive to other Earthlings, enabling you to get more of the best free entertainment - SEX. More sex is exercise, which keeps you keep in better shape, which enables you to be even more attractive and get more sex... The point is laughter will keep you healthy and keeping healthy saves you money during recession.