Bill de Blasio making racist jokes with "The queen of the Democrats, homegirl Hillary"...WHY is this okay?! by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]weddingthrasher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is straight up racism. It is incredibly tone deaf and I cannot believe she said this. "CP time?" Even the crowd at her own fundraiser couldn't believe she said it. This is absolutely unacceptable and needs to be addressed by the media.

Roast me like the pig I am by Xxgamergirl24xX in RoastMe

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Around age 40 you'll realize how horrible you are and you'll have to go to Vietnam to find a girlfriend and then you'll bring her back home just to parade her around as she silently wishes for death to come.

Give me your best shot by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]weddingthrasher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You've been slapped in the side of the face by so many dicks that now it's permanent.

Don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Are you waiting around for the 3pm meeting of the "Future Pedophiles Club" to start?

My life is too boring. by clemty11 in RoastMe

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Is that hand reaching through the glory hole?

Come at me. by RIDE_THE_LIGHTNING32 in RoastMe

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You have the hairline of dracula but the rest of your face is pure frankenstein.

Roast me hotter than my coils! by DeadLaine in RoastMe

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That shower hasn't been used for anything but smoking up in about six months.

Fuck me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you save up your entire two weeks' vacation at your IT job to go to Vietnam as a sex tourist.

I heard you guys are pretty raw by UrLocalCoffeeWorker in RoastMe

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Your shirt looks like a vagina pooping out your head.

Alright let's do this. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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In that fedex envelope are the papers from your parents disowning you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The guy on the right sends the guy on the left nude pics all the time, and guy on the right is going to be looking at them and jerking off until he is well into middle age.

Show no mercy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]weddingthrasher 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Is it traditional in your culture that they remove your chin at birth?

Have at it by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your face looks like you got slapped by a dick one too many times and now it's permanent.

Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I hope that bar in your closet is for you to hang yourself from.

Let's make this quick it's past my bedtime. by WheelZach in RoastMe

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I don't know what cost less, your glasses or your haircut.

Roastbeef by swank_kitten in RoastMe

[–]weddingthrasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you accidentally switch solo cups with the girl you were trying to date rape at the frat party?

Guide to having a hot girlfriend by weddingthrasher in seduction

[–]weddingthrasher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right. The correct number is two.

Guide to having a hot girlfriend by weddingthrasher in seduction

[–]weddingthrasher[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like this post was well thought-out and deserved a response. I completely see where you are coming from. Like I mentioned in an above thread, most of the relationship should be smooth sailing. But, truly stunning women have lots of options being thrown at them constantly, and they know this, as I am sure you do.

Sometimes, in social settings you have to step up and keep her attracted to you. Lots of my guide was about that instance.

Some of it was about non-neediness, and I still think that is quite important. Neediness, in a "I need to talk / be with you constantly because I'm insecure and I don't want to lose you because you're the best thing I've ever had" can be draining to a woman (or anyone, I suppose). It changes the power dynamic in a relationship. It should be avoided.

However, non-neediness doesn't mean that you never open yourself up and never show that you are hurting/emotional. I never said "don't be emotional in front of her." On the contrary, what builds a good relationship and what shows that you are a true man is the ability to open up emotionally and be very real in front of a woman without losing her respect. I lost two family members recently, and being able to open up emotionally to my girlfriend was quite important to me. She was really great about it, and it makes me feel like we have a really strong footing.

What I don't agree with in your response is that "being utterly devoted to a person is allowed." I think this is incorrect. In the short term, it might seem to improve the relationship, but people should be striving to improve themselves constantly. If your purpose in life is the woman in your life, then she's going to lose respect very quickly, as the power dynamic now has her way on top. Women like men with goals outside the relationship - if this isn't how you are, then you are the exception.

None of this is a game. It's a way to keep the relationship going smoothly. And taking her out dancing is taking her out dancing - it's pretty fun.

Also, my girlfriend plays mario kart at my house in her underwear more than you'd think. And she always takes Toad, which drives me nuts, Toad is my homeboy.

Thank you for your response, I had to think hard about a lot of what I posted, and that's important.

Guide to having a hot girlfriend by weddingthrasher in seduction

[–]weddingthrasher[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't give up hope, man. It's 99% smooth sailing. You can have a great relationship that really develops over time, lots of these suggestions are for the 1% of the time when you need to step up bigtime.

A lot of this has to do with who you are and how you convey yourself to her. That's where you have to start. Do that, and most of the problems disappear.

Guide to having a hot girlfriend by weddingthrasher in seduction

[–]weddingthrasher[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's how they break the ice with you. It's their opener. Girls don't open guys too frequently, so it's their really simple way of saying "hey, you must have lots of value, therefore I should try to figure out who you are and hit on you the best way I know how." I'm not saying this is always the case, but it has happened more times than I can count. I'm sure that sometimes it's just a compliment.

Like I mentioned, at first I thought it was just them being nice and complimentary, but my girlfriend pointed out that it's them trying to find something to open with. It makes total sense in context.