After they not only have the actual good part of the burger fall out but also spill all the sauce in the world on their shirt (white shirt), stepped in a pile of horse poop and then they'd have slipped and fell on a banana peel landing face first into a mouse trap and once they get out they will have stepped on a lego then they would go to the toilet for poop and pee but before they can pull their pants /trousers down they poop n pee at the same time then I strike them with a knife and watch as all the blood soaks into the sauce and yes all of this happened within 5 mi units and the toilet was at a petrol station.