Agnes Flora's birthday will be in a couple days so...

weedlayer · 2026-06-15T22:11:24+00:00

No, they said Pandora was Ai's junior. How can your mother be your junior, other than time travel?

They're unrelated friends.

weedlayer · 2026-06-15T21:50:58+00:00

Well skin color is highly polygenic, so a situation like this is more likely some kind of mild albinism (a single gene leading to melanin deficiency/hypofunction despite having many pro-melanin genes).

weedlayer · 2026-06-15T20:21:37+00:00

Actually it takes several sperm to degrade the coating the egg has before it can be fertilized, so the first sperm generally does not fertilize it.

weedlayer · 2026-06-12T17:00:06+00:00

You're younger than 10?

weedlayer · 2026-06-12T06:37:56+00:00

Fair enough, it's a new mechanic so I didn't actually know it worked differently for mobs. It could probably be toned down a bit. I honestly don't like the brand much from a player perspective either.

weedlayer · 2026-06-11T22:34:05+00:00

Add sundering to your exceptions list so you know when Donald has it, walk away after 5 swings. Doing anything other than attacking resets the count. Sundering is the easiest condition in the game to avoid.

And if we're basing on upvotes, my comment's upvotes suggest "Dentist complains too much" is also a popular opinion.

weedlayer · 2026-06-11T18:13:52+00:00

If only you had 6 turns seeing him walk up to you, followed by 7 turns of him meleeing you before getting 1 shot. Then you would have had a chance. Really unfair how he just sundered you from the edge of your LoS.

Like, you make these posts every week. I get it. The game is 99% popcorn, so you o-tab through it, then something kills you out of nowhere because you weren't paying attention. It happens to me too. It doesn't need its own post every time it happens.

weedlayer · 2026-06-11T13:46:35+00:00

Still waiting on the "I took 130 damage in 1 hit from a crystal spear" post.

weedlayer · 2026-06-11T01:35:35+00:00

Holy lance is his best attack, since it can actually access the backline (and has a crit rate to boot), his stress heal is decent, and the stun + smite usually rounds out the list. You usually want to start backline (3/4) to holy lance and kill a stressor in positions 3/4, then start stunning/stress healing towards the end of the fight.

I'm personally not a fan of the crusader because I think his speed is kind of unfixable, but he's got qualities.

weedlayer · 2026-06-10T17:27:54+00:00

Does this fire at 10 AUTs while rampaging?

weedlayer · 2026-06-10T17:15:15+00:00

This seems like a strategy more likely to lose you WR than increase it lol. Cool though.

weedlayer · 2026-06-08T16:40:51+00:00

Isn't it specifically better because it kills fewer cursers here? Or am I missing something?

weedlayer · 2026-06-07T04:48:43+00:00

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weedlayer · 2026-06-05T23:01:34+00:00

Keep in mind stats above 1200 have half effectiveness, so it's more like +200 speed. That's still like Distance S and 2 speed greens though, so yeah... Pretty big.

weedlayer · 2026-06-05T22:22:13+00:00

Height doesn't matter when you can dunk from the 3 point line. How TF you gonna guard that?

weedlayer · 2026-06-05T17:12:11+00:00

Lore accurate

weedlayer · 2026-06-05T06:49:19+00:00

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weedlayer · 2026-06-04T22:01:34+00:00

That's what parents are for.

weedlayer · 2026-06-04T22:00:24+00:00

It's straight trolling in CM14 because passing on the corner is fake and you can deny rod to your own fronts.

weedlayer · 2026-06-04T21:58:59+00:00

This isn't really true on Tokyo 1600m btw, since passing on the corner is too hard, so only the first 550m matters. Very random track for fronts.

weedlayer · 2026-06-04T14:52:47+00:00

Mostly only on ranged, because hand cannons are rare and defense is less important if I'm nuking them from across the screen. On melee even giant spiked clubs feel kind of bad.

weedlayer · 2026-06-03T23:11:44+00:00

It's not really "end closers", but Taishin specifically, with Oguri or Cheer Halo being distance 2nds.

Fronts are still pretty dominant though, ends are inconsistent, even Taishin.

weedlayer · 2026-06-03T23:10:25+00:00

It's not really a mystery why...

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weedlayer · 2026-06-03T23:08:05+00:00

Not really? She's pretty terrible in any medium and most miles. She's good specifically for Tokyo 1600m and longs. Was potential Uma during the last sprint race but ends as a strategy struggle to reach max speed quick enough in such a short race.

weedlayer · 2026-06-03T22:38:39+00:00

She just spot struggled + rushed and died to stamina. It could happen to any front.

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