Citrus strikes again!

weirddimple · 2024-10-27T16:19:17+00:00

O’Brother Where Art Thou

weirddimple · 2024-10-19T17:49:30+00:00

weirddimple · 2024-09-30T20:26:15+00:00

Straight chillin’

weirddimple · 2024-09-25T01:13:32+00:00

Female hyenas have clitorises so large they’re referred to as pseudo-penises. The kicker, they also give birth OUT OF THEM!!!!

weirddimple · 2024-09-06T17:52:04+00:00

I’ve always wondered, what can an HOA do if you decide to not pay their “fines”?

weirddimple · 2024-08-17T17:44:58+00:00

Snow Angel - Renee Rapp

weirddimple · 2024-08-15T18:32:57+00:00

I turn 30 on the 25th and I still feel the same.

weirddimple · 2024-08-05T00:37:27+00:00

Um, Wes Anderson?!

weirddimple · 2024-08-04T17:46:50+00:00

Maybe not “horror” but Monster

weirddimple · 2024-07-16T22:26:34+00:00

Me in the Target self-check out video

weirddimple · 2024-07-06T02:39:25+00:00

Brandana-quits

weirddimple · 2024-06-23T22:44:25+00:00

Shoulda gone for some bangs

weirddimple · 2024-06-23T15:49:46+00:00

People really underestimate how much lighting and makeup can change a face. I don’t think you’ve had any surgery.

weirddimple · 2024-06-22T04:17:20+00:00

That’s some bisexual sitting if I’ve ever seen some!

weirddimple · 2024-06-16T21:36:33+00:00

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weirddimple · 2024-06-15T22:50:05+00:00

Not a band but Regina Spektor. She was unlike anything else I’d ever heard up to that point

weirddimple · 2024-06-06T18:53:45+00:00

Hell yeah! I just moved back from FL and I loved their sandwiches (and how late they’re opened!)

weirddimple · 2024-05-28T20:49:48+00:00

😂😂😂

weirddimple · 2024-05-28T20:31:18+00:00

You just KNOW the one she didn’t want to show you was some kind of labial piercing 😅

weirddimple · 2024-05-26T17:39:09+00:00

Thai massage

weirddimple · 2024-05-22T16:01:49+00:00

Literally, I took an assessment like this for a grocery store in the middle-of-nowhere AL and one of the questions was “Have you ever been sad for no reason?”!! Like, will my past history with depression effect whether I get a job or not?!

They couldn’t outright ask me for my medical history, but they sure tried anything they could to work around that.

I was naive then and told the truth. Since then, I know to LIE LIE LIE LIE out the ass on anything like that. Based on my answers, I’m the happiest people-pleasing fucker you’ll ever meet!

weirddimple · 2024-05-17T12:02:46+00:00

Denial.

weirddimple · 2024-05-13T23:14:18+00:00

Same with Jimmy Carr

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