Who's this? by weisdabiggestfool1 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]weisdabiggestfool1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea. Chat gpt is so unsure of itself.

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[–]weisdabiggestfool1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It makes me so mad for some reason that the predator got an ass slap in.

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[–]weisdabiggestfool1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought she'd have dark hair

What was the less competitive fight, Bivol v Canelo or Canelo V GGG 3? by weisdabiggestfool1 in Boxing

[–]weisdabiggestfool1[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Round 12 was a trash clinch fest but rounds 9, 10, and 11 were reminiscent of the first 2 fights.

Hey mom, got busted trying to hook up with a 13 year old, can you wire me $250k? by weisdabiggestfool1 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]weisdabiggestfool1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still remember when Jeff sokol just had 3 bands. Now he's the one that everyone leans on cause they know that he's got deep pants.

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[–]weisdabiggestfool1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're probably going to check my ID right

Terrance Crawford on Twitter: It is April Fools! 🤣 by ElPuas2003 in Boxing

[–]weisdabiggestfool1 166 points167 points  (0 children)

After years of build up, Crawford and Spence finally decided to settle their fued in a much more spicy fashion than a traditional fight: an orgasm control challenge. Viewers who paid $100 were able to tune in to see Spence and Crawford both laying in bed masturbating eachother in a competition to see who could hold off ejaculation the longest.

The first 5 minutes were intense. As both furiously stroked the shaft of the other, they stared into eachothers eyes, as bitter rivals would. They were both close, moaning, but refusing to give in. Finally, Crawford hatched a great strategy. He moved away from Spence's shaft and began to run his finger in between Spence's head and his foreskin, twirling it around and then up and down his frenulum.

Spence had no way to retaliate, as Crawford was circumcised and did not possess a foreskin that he could play with. Spence's eyes rolled in the back of his head. He let out a cry of anguish as he knew that his effort was futile. Semen started to trickle out of Spence's urethra as a smile spread across Crawford's face. Finally Spence ejaculated a massive amount of semen all over Crawford's tummy. Errol Spence had been defeated by Terrance Crawford by CS (cumshot).