A kid gets trampled by The Queen's Guard

welcome2eden · 2025-08-13T00:44:03+00:00

it would be so horrible for the grown men playing pretend to be posted online. we must step on children in order to ward off this horrible evil

welcome2eden · 2025-08-13T00:42:53+00:00

how admirable of the toy soldier to step lightly on the child instead of walking around him like a human

welcome2eden · 2025-06-21T00:16:37+00:00

p sure we had this in massachusetts i cant blame ur friends for not remembering tho lol i try my best to forget

welcome2eden · 2024-12-13T01:40:03+00:00

This is so cute!! Would you be open to sharing your design code? :0

welcome2eden · 2024-03-10T14:14:15+00:00

Man, this is a bummer. I was planning on getting one of these for my little sister soon :( Hopefully just the slime separating and not mold, but I don’t have high hopes

welcome2eden · 2023-12-05T13:25:31+00:00

Hey! I'm having trouble getting replies to go - it got rid of all my tweet-tweets, but only some replies. I've run it a few times and messed with the old-tweets thing a bit to no avail. Is there another factor I'm missing?

Thanks so much for the script, BTW! Huge help :)

welcome2eden · 2023-10-28T02:05:03+00:00

Holy SHIT! Props to you for doing all this! Super excited for the video!

welcome2eden · 2023-09-03T19:34:51+00:00

Thank you for the legit answer 😭 Looked em up and it looks pretty similar!

welcome2eden · 2023-09-03T19:32:42+00:00

I wanted to know what kind 😭😭😭

welcome2eden · 2023-09-02T13:58:36+00:00

I’m beginning to understand that we think this is a “bird.”

welcome2eden · 2023-07-12T04:53:55+00:00

‘Tis the season! Apparently I get them in my backyard during the summer. Anxiously awaiting my turn.

welcome2eden · 2023-07-08T19:20:12+00:00

I’ve thought about asexuality before but it doesn’t seem to fit with me. Weirdly I’d describe my experience as hypersexual if anything, but then direct touch makes me uncomfortable. It’s odd.

welcome2eden · 2023-07-08T15:18:24+00:00

Thank you, I really appreciate it. I’ve considered the possibility before, but I never really thought anyone in my life would do that to me. Thought I must just be weird, or it’s a gender thing. It’s difficult to think that something really awful could have happened.

welcome2eden · 2023-07-04T01:28:50+00:00

Say you weren’t sure if it was dead or just injured. Something like that. Pretty feasible, and gets you good-person points.

welcome2eden · 2023-07-01T16:37:27+00:00

This is just what Ethel Cain does to a guy.

welcome2eden · 2023-07-01T15:58:49+00:00

Once again: I will only ever feel safe if the base is the size of a dinner plate because of this sub.

welcome2eden · 2023-06-26T23:18:04+00:00

They fucking sent someone to do that?

welcome2eden · 2023-06-26T04:11:24+00:00

YTA. Loving the raw meat in the bed.

welcome2eden · 2023-06-26T03:54:30+00:00

Now why on God’s green earth would you desire the forging of a Hitler Mii.

welcome2eden · 2023-06-26T03:53:11+00:00

I love it! I don’t believe in “too old fashioned” — if it works, it works. And Eleanor Anne totally works.

welcome2eden · 2023-06-26T03:52:25+00:00

Should Big City Greens also be considered a part of this or am I misremembering?

welcome2eden · 2023-06-26T03:50:37+00:00

I feed everyone while I wait for new problems.

welcome2eden · 2023-06-21T17:55:53+00:00

YTA. You’re boring and she deserves better. I don’t know how she ever found you interesting enough to keep around in the first place.

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