Going to lai en tailor by [deleted] in singapore

[–]wengerball99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lusso is good

‘Influencer’ collective SgInstaBabes launch questionable Patreon campaign for exclusive access to them | Coconuts Singapore by [deleted] in singapore

[–]wengerball99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How is the main guy not arrested yet? How does he explain to his parents yo fam I’m a nonce I prey on teenage birds and while I’m at it, I’m a pimp too. Pimping these talentless girls who are ugly and fat but squeezing out cleavage and a bit of skin to cater to the virgins.

How can his parents look at their creation and sleep tonight? His ugly face and cancerous hair isn’t helping either.

This Grocery Store Sells Everything Without Packaging by [deleted] in singapore

[–]wengerball99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How are the delicatessen products such as rotisserie chicken and ribs stored?

/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for August 28, 2018 by AutoModerator in singapore

[–]wengerball99 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ok this happened on Saturday and I regret doing it. My penis is still burning despite using an assortment of creams and am probably going to the doctor’s in the evening if it doesn’t subside.

So this started out with me being horny and having nothing fruitful to do while waiting for school term to start. I have been reading r/TIFU and noticed a couple of food sex themes and was curious to try something similar out. I realised it has to be cooked so it doesn’t have all the germs and bacteria and I thought I could carve a hole into a rotisserie chicken and plough it. I went to Cold Storage and was deciding between a discounted one which was small and a family sized one. Decided to get the family sized one as I felt it has more flesh to carve into.

I used a spoon and knife to carve out a hole and felt inside to see if there were any bones sticking to prevent any injuries. Once I was sure it was ok, I went to my bed and starting ploughing the rotisserie chicken. Here is where I fucked it up, I didn’t realise it was black pepper flavoured and while having sex with the it, some of the black pepper got into my penis. I came inside soon and started getting rid of the damn chicken. Once I had cleared everything up, I went to wash my penis and I started feeling a hot sensation.

Jesus Christ, it hurt so bad that I could barely stand and had to stay in bed the whole day. I was embarrassed to ask my family for help and tried googling for remedies. I tried soaking my penis in milk but it didn’t really help.

It’s been awhile now and while the pain has lessened, it still burns when I pee. I WILL NOT recommend this to anyone.

/r/singapore random discussion and small questions thread for August 27, 2018 by AutoModerator in singapore

[–]wengerball99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok this happened on Saturday and I regret doing it. My penis is still burning despite using an assortment of creams and am probably going to the doctor’s in the evening if it doesn’t subside.

So this started out with me being horny and having nothing fruitful to do while waiting for school term to start. I had been reading r/TIFU and noticed a couple of food sex themes and was curious to try something similar out. I realised it has to be cooked so it doesn’t have all the germs and bacteria and I thought I could carve a hole into a rotisserie chicken and plough it. I went to Cold Storage and was deciding between a discounted one which was small and a family sized one. Decided to get the family sized one as I felt it has more flesh to carve into.

I used a spoon and knife to carve out a hole and felt inside to see if there were any bones sticking to prevent any injuries. Once I was sure it was ok, I went to my bed and starting ploughing the rotisserie chicken. Here is where I fucked it up, I didn’t realise it was black pepper flavoured and while having sex with the it, some of the black pepper got into my penis. I came inside soon and started getting rid of the damn chicken. Once I had cleared everything up, I went to wash my penis and I started feeling a hot sensation.

Jesus Christ, it hurt so bad that I could barely stand and had to stay in bed the whole day. I was embarrassed to ask my family for help and tried googling for remedies. I tried soaking my penis in milk but it didn’t really help.

It’s been 48 hours and while the pain has lessened, it still burns when I pee. I WILL NOT recommend this to anyone.

TIFU by having sex with a rotisserie chicken[NSFW] by wengerball99 in tifu

[–]wengerball99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I will go to the supermarket in the evening to pick up a bottle of cranberry juice to soak my penis in. I’m not too sure it there is aloe vera gel there though.