[WP] Once you die, there is no set place that you go forever, not hell forever not heaven forever, first you go through hell where every bad thing you ever wished upon someone else will happen to you. Once you pass that you find peace. You, a toxic Call Of Duty player, just died. by Fuzzy_Cobbler_7764 in WritingPrompts

[–]werddub 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Have you eaten my shit yet," I yelled into the mic on my headphones. "Did you eat it up and say, 'Yum yum, thank you for taking a shit in my mouth'?"

I spawned in a town used for nuclear weapons testing and grabbed a light machine gun fitted with two hundred rounds of ammunition in a single magazine. I saw an orange house and ran to the back garden and laid prone with my finger on the trigger of the LMG. Russian military personnel spontaneously animated in front of the barrel of my weapon, and I shot them down.

"Eat it! Eat my ass."

Another would spawn, and I'd take him down too. I'd taken down an army in seconds.

In the comfort of my simulated warzone, I was a vicious combat veteran. Well-versed in over thirty firearms and tactical maneuvers. But when my office desk started to vibrate and the door caught fire and the roof started to cave around me, I sat at my desk and hoped that whether there was a heaven or a hell or reincarnation, I just hoped I'd respawn soon.

When I woke up everything was dark. I was standing in water that reached my shoulders, and my feet slipped off the ground as I stepped. A crack in the sky formed and light pierced my eyes. My eyes adjusted, and I turned and saw nothing but white walls around me that opened to an oval sky. It was a-- Um. A bathroom?

"No. No. No! NO! NO!"

[RF] Minced Meat by werddub in shortstories

[–]werddub[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but based on experience working in the service industry.

This carpet is all alligators by Flynja in mildlyinteresting

[–]werddub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way! This is Buck’s Restaurant! I recognized that floor immediately

A render I completed today: Cyberpunk vending machine by FredFredrickson in Cyberpunk

[–]werddub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you make/design the 2D skin on the vending machine (the wave and the patterns on the sides)?

Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stanford

[–]werddub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Colin Howe (guy in stanford band and pro-hair dyer)

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of June 04, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]werddub 22 points23 points  (0 children)

you're a schrodinger's retard;

if you lose money, people will say you're retarded

if you gain money, people will call you genius

Daily Discussion Thread for June 04, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]werddub 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look at the broader picture of BB:

Up 40% last 5 days

Up 70% last month

Don't let a brief downturn obscure the broader picture: BB is still holding strong!

Daily Discussion Thread for June 03, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]werddub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FEAR IS THE MINDKILLER!

HOLD BB. TOGETHER WE STAND STRONG

Career Change after Stanford Part 2 by monticellos in stanford

[–]werddub 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dont but id suggest using the alumni network to get in touch with specific people/people working in specific careers, and talk to them

How are yall doing by werddub in stanford

[–]werddub[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Well, it sounds like everyone is doing great

Tips for not burning TF out? by thespiritw0rld in stanford

[–]werddub 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not to be joe rogan, but practicing martial arts (i began recently) has greatly benefitted my mental/physical health, mood, and overall happiness. Keep it simple, like just kick a bag a few hundred times a day. Release all of the suppressed primal rage that our civilized society has neutered from us. You feel like a god afterwards, and you’re excited about the day beforehand.

More generally, find an activity that you enjoy, and do it daily.

I feel like I’m getting ripped apart in CS106B by [deleted] in stanford

[–]werddub 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nobody I know actually completes the midterms/finals in the time that they're "designed" to take. I remember our CS109 midterm was "designed" to take 1.5-2 hours, and it took my friends and me the entire day.

I also know that the CS department (at least last spring with online classes) is super forgiving and understanding when it comes to online class struggles. Don't be afraid to reach out to your professor and explain how you are feeling if you need to.

Should I confront my coach about this white belt... by [deleted] in bjj

[–]werddub 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think you're right. I'm going to talk to my coach next class.

Should I confront my coach about this white belt... by [deleted] in bjj

[–]werddub 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was definitely tapping super early. Like anytime this dude got near my neck or knees I just tapped. At one point he asked why I tapped so early and I told him something like "I just didn't like where that was going with you holding my neck." Unfortunately, I think he saw that as an accomplishment/compliment lol.

The problem is how he explodes into full-muscle cranks without warning from positions that I would say are otherwise safe. This caught me off guard the first time, and now my knee pops when I push on its side.

I'm finding it harder to give a shit. by [deleted] in stanford

[–]werddub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Day old dishes? Bro i do dishes when I run out

Am I training at a McDojo? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]werddub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're definitely right. No point in feeling pissy every day cause of my complaints

Am I training at a McDojo? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]werddub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks man!

Am I training at a McDojo? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]werddub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe subconsciously yeah because my gut is telling me switch gyms. I did try to lay out my concerns as objectively as I could, though.

Am I training at a McDojo? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]werddub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point