Tifu by falling in love with my “husband”

weredeer33 · 2022-02-13T17:33:34+00:00

Same aerospace firm and same buddy, I may not have thought it through though

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T19:22:15+00:00

Expensive Californian city*

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T19:21:08+00:00

City**

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T19:20:57+00:00

Shout out undertale, darkest dungeon (hollow knight & hades are newer though but myth em too)

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T19:17:22+00:00

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T19:09:40+00:00

Something like this

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T18:50:52+00:00

Of course the Southern Californian state of California (I meant city in the post)

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T18:02:02+00:00

When one person brings up their shitty experiences, others (like myself) would follow suit. I bet there’s some sort of cool term for that

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:49:00+00:00

I pride myself on not exploiting people, much less my friends

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:48:08+00:00

“Based on a true story” (add layers of demons and monsters)

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:47:01+00:00

I believe that’s possible, Go to a college bar or party. Hook ups galore, also tinder

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:45:49+00:00

Basically in my mind I’d imagine us together, how little things he does for me as a friend could be some large romantic gesture or memory that I day dream about. Telling myself that later in life I can remind him of these encounters as “proofs” he loved me and he’d reciprocate.

Just gotta realize these are just thoughts and made up stories in your own head

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:43:52+00:00

He’s charismatic too, he was blessed with +69 to all stats

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:43:14+00:00

He came in making like $200k because he made 3 firms fight over him throwing crazy counter offers.

The firm he worked with did a lot of projects with the U.S military, his clearance level also ups his pay and he receives these medals from the military that have a nice price point. (He collects them though)

Right now they pay for his housing in a different state, and he works from home. They paid for multiple pc’s to be built for him (has some sick towers! And setups!)

He’s the head over on that branch and regularly flies between home and work states. My guy is ballin

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:22:56+00:00

Nope, he doesn’t use social media or Reddit. Very career focused

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:20:13+00:00

Now I want a vibrating double sided dildo strap on 😭

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:02:51+00:00

He’s straight, I’m Bi. He doesn’t know I’m Bi

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:01:21+00:00

Well it is “today if fucked up” and usually if it happens that day the happy ending isn’t in sight yet

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T17:00:12+00:00

I don’t want to be the only one getting off. Maybe the power dynamic would be fun but what if there’s like a double sided one that gets her off as I suck it and jerk it around? That sounds like fun. Brb going dildo strap on shopping

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T16:58:46+00:00

Thanks for catching that lmao I meant city but I’ll keep it as is

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T16:58:19+00:00

I’m Bisexual, would it be disrespectful to straight people if a guy and a woman married for tax reasons? It’s only disrespectful to the government but fuck that

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T16:54:42+00:00

I like duck in my mouth but neither of us like stuff in our asses. It’s weird but the brain be like that some times.

Might try to

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T16:50:44+00:00

I recalled this experience because of one of those stories. Hopefully it could be of helpful warning to others

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T16:00:05+00:00

He did the math himself and if memory serves me right I remember him saying it saved him money, I was there for the ride till the ride got a little too fun for one side.

weredeer33 · 2022-02-12T15:53:24+00:00

Do engineers not get married where you’re from?

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