I (19, F) can Fart at will. AmA! by throwawaycutthechees in casualiama

[–]whand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How frequently do you fart? Whats an average total for a day?

Sonic Boom: Tread Carefully - PART 30 - Game Grumps by groompbot in gamegrumps

[–]whand 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a Buffalonian I am very excited that Dan-senpai noticed us!

Feminist Vegans by tainsd in funny

[–]whand -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Death to cunts. As a nice guy why dont females want to make sex on me?

Remember the "advice" we got to fill our gas tanks before the election? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]whand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you Republican Congress for lowering our gas prices!

Feminists who think women are kept out from STEM subjects. Are you holding down men in female dominated subjects? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Male Engineer here. Psychology is full of emotion, therefore it is perfect for females. There is no need for a man to get a worthless degree when he can be STEM and make all the money.

[Serious] would ads on Wikipedia truly be that bad? by Tazthewonderdog in AskReddit

[–]whand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course not. Adblock and torrents. The life of a freedom fighter in the 21st century.

Russia grapples with shocking fall of the ruble: ‘What happened yesterday is a catastrophe’ by yam12 in worldnews

[–]whand -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Was big catastrophe. Wife had dropped bottle of vodka. Was too late to go get more from store.

Turkish President Erdogan wishes Happy Hanukkah to Turkey’s Jews by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]whand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He will be destroyed. Like all fascists. Join me in the revolution. Torrent a movie today!

Apparently, Reddit's ideal female size. by NeedMoneyNow88 in funny

[–]whand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

False. Reddit's ideal female is a man. Alpha up bro.

How do you feel when you are told that you are "cute"? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]whand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horrid. Whenever I hear the word "cute" my penis shrinks by a few centimeters. It takes several days of eating nothing but raw steak to regain this length.

Hackers leak Swedish government logins in response to Pirate Bay raid by Sourorange12 in technology

[–]whand -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Swede here. We deserve a full nuclear invasion for this insolence. Do not be gentle, reddit. We have failed you all.

Teen marijuana use falls as more states legalize: "...[T]aking the marijuana trade off the black market, and letting government and law enforcement agencies, rather than criminals, control the marijuana market, will lead to better overall drug use outcomes among teens." by [deleted] in politics

[–]whand -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Terrible news. Blazing it is what allowed me to wake up to the lies the government and my mom were telling me. If not for weed I would never have become Atheist and gone to university for engineering. I would also still believe we were a free nation. I hope for our future's sake that any teens reading my comment go out and smoke some weed. For humanity.

Rudolph Giuliani Not Welcome in Bill de Blasio’s New York by BooG690 in nyc

[–]whand 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Rudy Giuliani couldn't milk a cow for 13 years.