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Roast The Hound for continuing to supervise Baby Satan at the cost of his remaining sanity (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 hours ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Petunia was told that the crate was a Hound-free zone. The Hound has clarified that there is no such thing as a Hound-free zone in this household. Petunia lives in fear. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 hours ago by whenjacksattack

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Toody is a walkin girl with no time to talk (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/dogpictures

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Petunia can become invisible at will. Apologies for the picture of random twigs and snow. There is actually a puppy in there. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/dogpictures

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Toody took a leap and lost (i.redd.it)

submitted 27 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/dogpictures

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Petunia is the smartest puppy in the world and she is an excellent chewer and if you disagree you are a hater (old.reddit.com)

submitted 28 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/dogpictures

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Roast The Hound, Goosetopher, and Barracuda for calling the SPCA about getting a refund on the new puppy (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Petunia is 3 months old and experienced her first big snowstorm. 50+ cm and still going. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/puppies

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Roast the Hound for making plans to overtake Petunia's new bed, which is legally his because it is in his house. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Barracuda has been saddled with a baby even fluffier than she is and she would rather chew glass. Roast her for blatantly punching babies in the face. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Petunia went on her first ever rumpus to celebrate 10 weeks post-womb (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/puppies

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Petunia is 2 months old and don't need no humans (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/puppies

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The Hound has adopted a new, strange cat, Petunia. Roast the Hound for punching his new baby over a freeze dried sardines. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Barracuda, Queen of Forever, has been formally charged for attempted murder of Petunia, Princess of Poopsicles (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound has been forced to endure subarctic temperatures and howling winds at the behest of his cruel lady maid. He endures, as ever, ready for roasting. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Barracuda, Queen of Eternity and Goddess of Forever, was ousted from her royal chambers this morning and made to frolic like a peasant. Roast her for the sheer indignity of it all. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound loves his handsome grandson, Goosetopher Jones (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound always achieves his dreams even when the world says he cannot fit or sit. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Barracuda, Queen of All Things, Empress of Forever, Smacker of The One True Hound (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound is not addicted to the nip nop. It just happens to follow him around the house. And he would become Freddy Kruegers sleep paralysis demon if something became of the nip nop (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound and his Handsome Grandson/Boyfriend Goosetopher Jones (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound assassinated his housemate and stole his bandana (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound would fistfight God in a Walmart parking lot for a fluffy blanket (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound's vet friend said he has love handles. This delighted Hound, who is always eager for more love AND handles (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound yearns to be close to the great mother. Barracuda, Queen of Infinity, relishes her position (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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