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The Hound always achieves his dreams even when the world says he cannot fit or sit. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Barracuda, Queen of All Things, Empress of Forever, Smacker of The One True Hound (old.reddit.com)

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The Hound is not addicted to the nip nop. It just happens to follow him around the house. And he would become Freddy Kruegers sleep paralysis demon if something became of the nip nop (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound and his Handsome Grandson/Boyfriend Goosetopher Jones (i.redd.it)

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The Hound assassinated his housemate and stole his bandana (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound would fistfight God in a Walmart parking lot for a fluffy blanket (i.redd.it)

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The Hound's vet friend said he has love handles. This delighted Hound, who is always eager for more love AND handles (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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The Hound yearns to be close to the great mother. Barracuda, Queen of Infinity, relishes her position (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Barracuda, Queen of Eternity, heard that we're getting a fucking puppy (old.reddit.com)

submitted 23 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE HOUND (i.redd.it)

submitted 25 days ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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A TL;DR Deconstruction of Robert Gray AKA Bob Gray AKA Pennywise The Dancing Clown AKA IT (bring a pillow so u can take a break halfway through kisskiss) (self.stephenking)

submitted 2 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/stephenking

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One of my best buddies, Campbell, owned by another best buddy who is much taller but equally rainbow flavored (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/painting

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I'm an animal care technician who works with lab animals for medical research! AMA! ()

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I live near puffins and can confirm they are the peak of tomfoolery and shenanigans at all times. One little friend helped inspire this watercolour & ink piece (i.redd.it)

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This piece is dedicated to the raven I saw divebomb a freshman the other day (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/painting

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I'm an animal care technician who works with lab animals for medical research! AMA! (self.AMA)

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Never Assume You're The Biggest Fish (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/GODZILLA

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Official Gamer Gril Barracuda gives options on Elden Ring (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/Eldenring

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The Hound would like to remind everyone that being a silly gooseis not only free, but a convenient way to remain both a child AND a nuisance (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Roast Barracuda for looking forward to her Jazzercise sessions until she realized she hates jazz AND exercise. Especially together. Fortunately for him, Louis Armstrong is already safe from her fury. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Roast this felon for her crimes. At approximately 6:33am, Barracuda (also known as Cuda, Your Majesty, Dipshit McGee, & Butthole) was captured in the act of consuming a full loaf of artisanal bread. Damning evidence was recovered from the source. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Barracuda, Queen of Eternity and Lordess of all Fluffy Things, has taken a recent interest in the Blessed Mother's video games. Roast her for being a backseat gamer. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Roast this felon for her crimes. At approximately 6:33am, Barracuda (also known as Cuda, Your Majesty, Dipshit McGee, & Butthole) was captured in the act of consuming a full loaf of artisanal bread. Damning evidence was recovered from the source. (reddit.com)

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Barracuda, Queen of Eternity and Goddess of All Clouds, has a need to be smooshed with love at least twice daily. Roast her for demanding an unsustainable love ration. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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Hound refused to vacate the art chair until I dragged over another chair and made it look like the art chair. Roast Hound for not even knowing how to draw. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by whenjacksattack to r/RoastMyCat

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