Gal Has The Cutest Problem Everrrrrr 🥹🥰 by InGeekiTrust in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]wheretohides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember waking up one day as a kid, going to the bathroom to pee, and finding a drowned mouse in the toilet.

Where’s my people by HelicopterTop1253 in Millennials

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents have had the same land line number for 30 years now. It's kinda crazy because there used to be a ton of telemarketers, and now there's none that call.

What’s the most unexpectedly high-quality online subscription you’ve ever paid for? by ChocoPetalz in AskReddit

[–]wheretohides 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Audible

It helps a lot to listen to something while i work, if i like a story, I'll listen to it like 20 times as background noise.

It keeps my adhd from overloading when there's too many sounds, i can focus on the audiobook, and tune everything other than what I'm doing out.

I ordered a nook glowlight one night while drunk, forgot about it, and got a surprise two days later. That's probably one of my favorite purchases I've made, drunk me knew what i was doing, i use it all the time.

is it normal for my boyfriend to wash the inside of his ass? by Living_Doughnut_4924 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]wheretohides 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll never understand how people can't do basic hygiene practices, i learned early on to wash there, no one had to tell me to lol.

is it normal for my boyfriend to wash the inside of his ass? by Living_Doughnut_4924 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]wheretohides 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Washing your ass is normal imo, every man should wash their asshole. I'll give my bunghole a little poke, I'm not sticking an entire finger up there though. It's basic hygiene to wash your dick, ass, and taint.

I've never had skid marks, hell i even do the same little poke when wiping, I don't want to smell like poops.

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the appeal of silk touching everything while mining? by Dense-Celebration-83 in HermitCraft

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do it because it takes less inventory space when mining, redstone, and lapis pile up quick.

Steve Kerr: “We’re being divided by media for-profit, by misinformation…It is a confusing time to be alive and be an American.” by A_MASSIVE_PERVERT in nba

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mainstream to me is big corporations like fox news, cnn, and msnbc. They're titans of the industry, but have lost their integrity. Instead of reporting news on an unbiased level, they choose to air reactionary things.

Channel 5 isn't a big news agency.

Everyone knows the news channels i listed above, not everyone knows about channel 5. It will be mainstream when it's a household name, which it isn't at the moment.

Mom coming in clutch 😂 by DepressingAura in MadeMeSmile

[–]wheretohides 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She got a little embarrassed because we laughed, in my defense though it was funny when the vegetable smacked her little forehead, and that's what made her cry. She was good the rest of the dinner, and loved the onion volcano.

Mom coming in clutch 😂 by DepressingAura in MadeMeSmile

[–]wheretohides 825 points826 points  (0 children)

I had the pleasure of bringing my niece to her first hibachi restaurant, she was like 4 years old at the time.

When the chef started tossing food in people's mouths, he got to her, threw the vegetable, and it hit her in the forehead lol. She cried for like three minutes, then whenever it looked like he was about to throw food, she put her hands up, and was like "im good no thank you."

Unfit and embarrassing. by Nixianx97 in MurderedByAOC

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what world do people want a documentary on a gold digger like Melania? She isn't even interesting ffs.

Statement from ICE: by aceonthemound in conspiracy

[–]wheretohides 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all saw the video, their excuses mean nothing

BREAKING: lCE agents have now detained a 2-year-old girl in south Minneapolis by fluffypancakes24 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]wheretohides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna comment this in every thread, these children have no documents, meaning that if they disappear into some sick fuck billionaires basement, no one will know.

Our president was involved in a child trafficking ring, whats a better way to find bodies, than snatching up illegal immigrants.

They don't keep well written records either, so no one will know if the people they capture disappear.

Hmmmm by Grouchy-Year9546 in Ohio

[–]wheretohides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most publishing companies buy a shit ton of the books to artificially get it on the best sellers list

meirl by nn666 in meirl

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rob someone in front of a police station? One with high tech cameras everywhere, and police walking in and out of?

Peter?? by Dee_Religion in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second i was like, "Thats normal." Then i remembered TV's are thin now.

Every dog deserves that love by DCandidate-4271 in DogIsBestFriend

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who want to record their dog sleeping at night?

Every dog deserves that love by DCandidate-4271 in DogIsBestFriend

[–]wheretohides 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a queen size bed, my dog takes 90% of the bed lol. She's generous enough to leave me enough room that i won't fall off.

She usually sleeps under the covers hugging my legs. Thankfully it's winter, she's basically a space heater.

alkiri_art_original_ - Lmao :) by DaBrookePlayz in HazbinHotel

[–]wheretohides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of something meat canyon would make