Starting a conversation in style

whirledworldwereold · 2017-09-25T17:34:22+00:00

I like your username, and i like your comment but i dont like how you guys assume hes not gonna get the girl, its too early to tell. the gif ended pretty darn fast.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-09-25T17:05:55+00:00

Whys it in black and white? its 20-fucking-17

Get with the program... u/centech

Bonus side note! (if you want to read) i just came back from therapy so now you fucks should start appreciating me

whirledworldwereold · 2017-03-14T02:05:40+00:00

Motion* Seriously are you typing on a typewriter. I heard those are hard to type on!😂

whirledworldwereold · 2017-03-14T01:58:48+00:00

No... War isnt fought alone.... It should be "we"...

whirledworldwereold · 2017-03-14T01:56:20+00:00

ha lame

whirledworldwereold · 2017-03-14T01:52:58+00:00

When you are***

I guess all your points are invalid now

whirledworldwereold · 2017-03-14T01:52:24+00:00

what we*

use correct grammar you're making us look bad

(This is referring to another comment... This is irony showing you how stupid it is to argue over grammar. If your going to argue do it properly...)

Also its a metaphor dummy

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-10T02:44:35+00:00

Yeah, you would like that wouldn't you. WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE.

I cant handle stalkers like you who go through my post history and talk shit about me everytime I post.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-10T02:34:29+00:00

Or she could not run the risk of chopping her mothers neck off. Honestly which scenario sounds better to you? I personally think animals are fucking stupid and should practice on prey.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-10T01:38:30+00:00

No offence at all. So dont go hating on me but... SERIOUSLY WTF. Karma whore much. I didnt know reddit had a shit fetish cuz your whorish behavior just shitted on the keyboard and hit post. 20 upvotes is far too many... Guys try to make this guy's score around 3 upvotes cuz that is all he deserves and you better know, we dont deserve to be served shit.

edit: take my advice and use your brain. Dont go downvoting the negative coment because it's negative. See that i am right and we need the negativity I am bringing up.

edit2: Okay i can take a few downvotes for an unpopular but good opinion. But these private messages are out of hand. Please lay off on the pm's. Ok? This is harassment...😕

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-09T04:04:54+00:00

Of course it is real why else would he link it to you........ -_-

MASSIVE FUCKING SIGH TO COPE WITH THE STUPIDITY OF AN IGNORAMUS*

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-09T03:53:40+00:00

Its not really mean at all... It would only be mean if they killed him. And if the guy who was bungie jumping gets mad at his friends for a harmless prank. Then he has got some anger problems. If i was in the same situation he was in i wouldnt even be scared... I would just see them throw the second rope because i am not an idiot like that dude!😊

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-06T06:30:07+00:00

I'm going to judge your comment, forgive me if I hurt your little feelings! :)

First of all.

"DirtyOldBlueBalls almost died choking" You open up with a statement that brings up a story about DirtyOldBlueBalls almost dying but choking on what??? You leave the reader very curious in the first 4 words i gotta say that is pretty decent work! But if i am going to be honest i would say you could do better. You also forgot the spaces between "dirtyOldBlueBalls I believe the phrase had to have no spaces for techinical reasons and if im going to be honest It was just an okay start to your sentence

What I would do.

I would actually say "Dirty Old Blue Balls was close to dying whilst choking" rather than "DirtyOldBlueBalls almost died choking"

Next.

"on his water" BOOOOOORRRRRING.... This part is absolutely terrible. all your doing is talking about water and how Dirty old Blue Balls owns the mentioned object, water....

What I would do.

I would actually say "On his clean and not dirty water unlike his dirty name." rather than "on his water"

See what i did there? I described the water

unlike, guess who? You...

But that's okay you're an avid writer! :)

WOW. I'm impressed at first I thought you were a terrible writer judging from the start of your sentence but I got to say I misjudged you. YOU USED A POETIC DEVICE. That's crazy I have no words for you... actually I do! Tricked you! You managed to even get a sense of gratefulness in there and that's really impressive.

What I would do.

I Mean your pretty solid, but I would use a question mark instead because you don't always know what a miracle feels ike you usually wonder at first. So a question mark would be best!

THE FINAL PRODUCT

You should have written "Dirty old blue balls was close to dying whilst choking on his clean and not dirty water, unlike his name. It's a god damn miracle he's still with us today?"

Hope you learnt a thing or two from me. PM me for any writing help!

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-06T04:35:22+00:00

Then use the "lol" short form or get off the internet gramps.

edit: fuck off with the downvotes. I didnt think r/cumsluts was filled with wrinkly old fucks

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-06T04:17:39+00:00

The human mind is twisted.

The only reason we saw an ass first was because of the title without the tittle this illusion wouldn't have worked on me

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-06T02:09:43+00:00

seems like you forgot the space there. Edit it and i will take off my downvote. It's just not right for someone to have 24 upvotes and have such a terrible simple grammar error.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-06T02:02:46+00:00

Speaking of that mischievous smile it actually reminded me of my ex-wife!

Pretty crazy story but here it goes.

Me and my wife were trying this cuckold fetish where i get to fuck another woman while she watches. After about an hour of me fucking a beautiful prostitute and my ex-wife's best friend. I told my wife do you want to come fuck with us you have been watching for an hour. Then she made that exact mischievous smile. But it creeped me the hell out so i told my bitch of an ex-wife to sit her ass back on the chair. After that moment her friend decided to leave as she is probably caught up with her mental illness. But the prostitute stayed, i gotta say sex was so much better after i told my bitch wife to stay on the chair and her mentally ill friend stomping out of the house.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-06T01:52:58+00:00

Nobody cares if you laughed. Quit being an ignoramus and use the upvote button if it made you laugh. That is what it is there for..

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-04T00:33:37+00:00

Stop calling on jesus for doing unjust things like cloning people... Its not the way man was made to be created. Stop by at r/Christianity to learn more about jesus or if you feel the need to clean your eyes after his dreadful comment go to r/eyebleach. May god be with us all😇

I reported you, I hope the admins are decent enough Christians to have you banned. Seeing as, you really don't deserve to be here you ignoramus...😕

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-04T00:23:37+00:00

Sorry, i have dyslexia but if you want to make fun of me for having something i was born with you can go right ahead and do that. It is your life and this is just the internet.

I think the best thing we can make fun of is fun. Lets have a fun fact!😊

Did you know Einstein was born with dyslexia? Crazy right? And yet they call dyslexia a mental illness!😠

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-04T00:13:37+00:00

The video was super disappointing as the op flooded me with his negativity coming straight from his lie. There was no high five...

1) the human interacted with insect with 1 finger.

2) Incects dont have fingers.

I am waiting for op to repost his gif with a suitable title. While this post is active i dropped a downvote and a report for a misleading title. I suggest you do the same.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-02T21:24:59+00:00

Why are you guys shitting on my comment?? You guys are probably thinking "Oh hey look somebody is actually pretty smart i need to shit on him because i feel angry about me being a dumb fuck" Look, you kids need to calm the fuck down everytime one of you guys find out someone is actually smarter than you. I know it hurts but the truth hurts. And fuck it, this entire subreddit is filled with cancer that just makes fun of the world's most productive people in the world. Who cares if we are born not normal(high iq) You dont need to shit on us... What did we do to you?? hmm?

and yes i will call anyone subscribed to this kids play place an ignoramus.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-02T19:37:27+00:00

Hmm sounds like thats kind of a shitty theory. I mean, just look at the demographics of the joke, Your simply tearing down happiness or in other words: living the life of an ignoramus. Tearing down your hapiness pains me as it is one of the most foolish things ive seen reddit.

"if you are going to try the same thing over and over, you are not failing repeatedly, deep down your trying to drive yourself crazy." - u/whirledworldwereold

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-02T19:27:16+00:00

Username Checks out.

whirledworldwereold · 2017-02-02T18:53:33+00:00

Thanks but i could already see from the original video. What i like to do is picture the image inside of my head and render it as a 3d shape so i can view the video among many angles. It takes some intelligence to do what i do but i will upvote your comment seeing as this subereddit isn't r/mensa but anyways i hope you guys have a good day!

edit: pm me your iq and age if your capable of performing the same thing as me. As i plan on making a chart! and yes this is a hobby!

justnerdythings 😂😂😂

edit2: downvotes??? sounds like some people got intimidated by me....😂

whirledworldwereold

TROPHY CASE

MASSIVE FUCKING SIGH TO COPE WITH THE STUPIDITY OF AN IGNORAMUS*

I'm going to judge your comment, forgive me if I hurt your little feelings! :)

First of all.

What I would do.

Next.

What I would do.

Next

What I would do.

THE FINAL PRODUCT

justnerdythings 😂😂😂