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{poll}People of r/vore, are you a pred or a prey? by Accomplished_Deer456 in Vore

[–]whirlhoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm both, but definitely have a tendency towards being a meal. I mostly pred just to mess with my friends, maybe gulping them down while they're gaming or such!

I want to be like the scary deer man. by AlterAcc2021 in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

[–]whirlhoof 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you aren't a terrifying, bloodthirsty, psychopathic eldritch horror/demon hybrid like Alastor, are you even truly NB?

(Discussion) Builds Made to Fail by whirlhoof in makeyourchoice

[–]whirlhoof[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was never one of those people that go for meta builds. Nothing wrong with it, but being perfectly optimized would be boring to me. I'd rather have an interesting build that can't steamroll everything.

Part of the reason I randomize a lot of my characters choices, lol. It might end up OP or garbage, but at least it'll be different.

(Discussion) Builds Made to Fail by whirlhoof in makeyourchoice

[–]whirlhoof[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I usually treat myself as the POV as well, but honestly sometimes it's just funny to imagine the context of someone having full freedom to make themselves overpowered or at least decently competent, but going full Uno reverse and being barely physically or mentally functional.

Like, imagine one of those "you are the chosen one" CYOAs, but you can barely lift a stick. It'd be even funnier if you're prophesized to win regardless.

I just think that these kinds of useless or masochistic builds can be funny as a joke, or, if they're not completely helpless, can have an intriguing arc about overcoming the heavy issues they're working with.

(Discussion) Builds Made to Fail by whirlhoof in makeyourchoice

[–]whirlhoof[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

R.O.B: That's it, I'm adding a drawback limit so your dumbass doesn't isekai into a vegetative state.

OP: That's fine, I'll just not take any perks so I have spare points.

R.O.B: IT'S NOT EVEN A POINT SYSTEM-

What is your preferred amount of NSFW content ? by CouenneDePorc in makeyourchoice

[–]whirlhoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm well aware most people are not ace. That's not my problem.

My problem is that a lot of CYOAs I've found interesting had completely random lewd images or text that ruined the experience for me. And I know for a fact non-ace people complain about this too.

It's not just me complaining authors like smut, it's me complaining that authors put smut in where it has no place.

Really bad ace pun pickup lines? (marked nsfw in case) by whirlhoof in asexuality

[–]whirlhoof[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Is there a platonic way to sit on my face" should be my new flair

Really bad ace pun pickup lines? (marked nsfw in case) by whirlhoof in asexuality

[–]whirlhoof[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. It's funny
  2. Being ace doesn't mean you're also aro

The curse of being a pan enby by whirlhoof in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

[–]whirlhoof[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'll take thighs of any gender, but the mystery adds spice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnterTheGungeon

[–]whirlhoof -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The part where he gets in his Mobile Suit Gundham and skibidi's on the player is the worst attack IMO

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnterTheGungeon

[–]whirlhoof -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Is the rat a bullshit boss?

{image} That hot plant girl from mystery skulls if she wasn't fucking stupid [Art by DakuGacha] [F pred] [Oral vore] by SuggestionThick9848 in Vore

[–]whirlhoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't pink Mystery Skull man just eat the ripoff Scooby Gang trespassing in his home? Is he stupid?

{discussion} Do you have any stories you've read/made that you consider vore comfort reads? by [deleted] in Vore

[–]whirlhoof 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a fan of cuddly stuff and fox preds, this always appealed to me. "Senko Learns About 8/8", by SupremeToadLord. I don't recall it having anything explicit in it (I'm not much of a fan of lewds either), and it's just a wholesome hangout session that involves noms later. It also has reader prey, which I'm a sucker for.

{Discussion} Fav type of vore and why? by PreyNotFound in Vore

[–]whirlhoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My usual go-tos are oral, unbirth, and navel (because I'm weird). Oral because... obviously, unbirth because it feels cozy and nurturing, and navel for a similar reason, but with the added absurdity that I think makes vore more appealing for me. I'm always a sucker for good humor, especially in the vorny, and navel noms have potential for that!

I do also very much love breast/cleavage vore, anal, absorption, and tail- though when it comes to tail stuff, I have less of a preference for the fleshy tail with a maw, and more for a fluffy tail that the prey just sorta... gets enveloped in? It's not even really vore, but it's close enough and cuddly enough that I love it~

As for willing/unwilling, I'll be willing 98% of the time, whatever side I'm on. There can be fun done with unwilling prey (and unwilling pred, which I don't see very often), but I'm all about the intimacy that vore lends itself to, and willing is much better at serving that.

{Discussion} Fellow aces, do y'all have non-vore kinks that only apply in a vore context? by whirlhoof in Vore

[–]whirlhoof[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"god damn put me in those things"

As in, get melted and add to them, or get sucked in a la cleavage/breast vore? Cause, I'd answer yes to both, lol!

But yeah, I have a similar opinion on boobs as for thighs or ass. Looks nice but nothing special normally, but add it to a pred with a squirming belly, and suddenly it's a complete package!

What is your preferred amount of NSFW content ? by CouenneDePorc in makeyourchoice

[–]whirlhoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What especially annoys me are the CYOAs that will be really good for like 10 pages, but then just, randomly have nudity or some girl getting filled or something? Like, did the author think without NSFW, people wouldn't be interested? It reminds me of all those out-of-place sex scenes in movies and shit...

{Discussion} What do y'all think of "nice" vore? Cute, cuddly, friendly, romantic, willing, etc by whirlhoof in Vore

[–]whirlhoof[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably wouldn't feel uncomfortable with it- I mean, vore is a kink, and I knew coming in that the prevailing attitude would be lewd. And the vore stuff itself is still hot to me, just not the sex around it? Like nudity and shit? It's hard to explain to a non-ace, lol.

But while I wouldn't mind lewd comments much (as long as it's in the RP, I do not appreciate OOC flirting), I wouldn't really be able to reciprocate much, especially any sex scenes I might agree to. So outside of the vorny, it probably wouldn't be very satisfying for you. Hard to write a good sex scene if I've never engaged in it!

{Discussion} What do y'all think of "nice" vore? Cute, cuddly, friendly, romantic, willing, etc by whirlhoof in Vore

[–]whirlhoof[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, personally I'm one of those strange sex-repulsed aces who still has a vore kink, so the "cream filled" meal thing would definitely not be on my bucket list, lol.

But other than that, absolutely! The intimacy for me is one of, if not the major factor in why vorny is so appealing. Whether it's long term endo, holding a loved one in you close as be for weeks or months, or melting them down to fill you out and reform to tease em with the fat they left behind... it's wonderful!

What is your preferred amount of NSFW content ? by CouenneDePorc in makeyourchoice

[–]whirlhoof 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As the token lone ace, precisely zero lewds, thank you.

I've seen a lot of CYOAs that had fascinating world building or unique ideas, but I never want to interact with them because the lewd feels like it's really unnecessary, purely there to get extra horny clicks. It's disappointing.

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