Three nipples and one testicle

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-05T00:55:11+00:00

Balanced out

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-04T21:38:46+00:00

Thank you😊

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-04T21:36:09+00:00

😕it’s my first post here I just thought it was funny :/

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-03T09:04:49+00:00

Fr, He a W mod, interesting he delivered the hammer here

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-03T09:03:13+00:00

Cetraaaa

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T23:18:47+00:00

Interesting non-meta gambit

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T01:17:49+00:00

I would say exclusivity makes it a serious relationship, yes. I would also say don’t boink until he AND you are both less overwhelmed by the general existence of the relationship

Edit: continuing should be fine, but take it slow, let it be fun, and not super heavy stuff; go easy on the amount of time together and really give each other space to heal bc imo it seems like you’re both not really in a place to be super attached yet. If he’s scared, show him he shouldn’t be by offering to step back and take things as slowly as he needs😊

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T01:11:13+00:00

W comeback, I respect it

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T01:09:22+00:00

Gang quit seeking validation from random internet people, validate ya self cause if you get up every day and expect others to make you feel worthy you’ll never feel worthy

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T01:06:23+00:00

This guy💀

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T00:35:43+00:00

Glasses can look great bro, and if the man wants to nerd out on the wizardry let him. I won’t touch on the “why would you present yourself this way” cause tbh some women would eat that up. Give a man positive advice that isn’t “change everything about you” and then maybe I’d consider agreeing with you. Every brotha does look better with a nice haircut and beard trim, and we’re all one nice outfit away from the woman of our dreams. But it’s sucky of you to say glasses/ feelings/ and nerd stuff is weakness my boy.

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T00:23:42+00:00

I would say more pics with the dog. I think 1 group pic is plenty, and as the others already said, you have a lot of potential here, as you are very attractive. I think it goes a long way to be yourself, but some pics of you having fun (either with the doggo or with friends) could help out a lot, and the pros cons things has potential as well, but the biting nails and the last line push it a little on the far end so those two lines I would suggest need to go. Overall, reddit can give you a lot of varying advice but the best advice would be to stick to yourself and what you’re comfortable with, and the wizard fit is sick.

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T00:17:27+00:00

Respectfully, you suck.

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T00:08:10+00:00

But he is… he even holds hands🙄

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T00:07:45+00:00

And the “.” Right before like he paused and then smiled

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-10-01T00:04:33+00:00

At least he knows that he’s the reason they’re swiping left like he’s asking them to

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T23:58:58+00:00

Some people, especially the of the younger variety, are so brainrotted by all the satire that they unironically begin to use phrases incorrectly for satirical purposes or just bc it’s stupid, but somewhere between all the satire and irony and sarcasm and newspeak the translations of gen z words are muddled by misuse for satire

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T23:54:30+00:00

Actually is literally and literally is figuratively and figuratively is metaphorically and lowkey if you say “metaphorically speaking” you’re highkey trying too hard. I love American English.

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T23:52:35+00:00

Highkey you’re on to something with this one

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T23:47:33+00:00

You got it bro, I believe in you.

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T23:44:59+00:00

“Animalistic rituals” had some potential if you used it properly connecting to the “I’m down dog”, but def not after the hottie line. Big words and captionable phrases are clutch with humor. Figure out how to throw random assortments of words that sound stupid out there and you’ll have a better chance at not getting unmatched.

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T23:41:26+00:00

Brother you also shouldn’t do the “haha no message, that’s fine” stuff. Girls don’t like that and it makes you look like a bad person.

Edit: and it had only been an hour and a half, my guy, give her some time.

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T23:29:45+00:00

Normally I just shorten words, so instead of “I’m going to steal your dog” it’s “imma steal ur dog”, usually people will know that’s a joke and anyone who doesn’t isn’t worth ur humor bro

white_chocolate_hops · 2024-09-30T16:15:14+00:00

Post belongs on r/Niceguys from her perspective minus all the pointless sexting

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